Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw
~~~~IF I HAD A TAIL~~~~
I wonder why people are born without tails
Antlers or horns, webbed feet or scales
Feathers and wings could be wonderful things
Blow holes, and spikes....or feet that could cling!
Seems like the animals have got it all
From biggest of whales, to humming birds small
Somehow I feel like I've been gypped
When I see how the animals come so equipped!!!
If I had a beak, I would feel so unique
I'd chirp and I'd sing, when they asked me to speak
And I'd puff up my feathers, in the coldest of weathers
And huddle together with birds of a feather
If I was someplace I'd rather not be
I'd spit out my blowhole, and swim out to sea
Life would be simple if I had a pouch
I could nap anytime....curling up in my couch!!
Now, if I had two sets of matching hooves
I'd moo me a tune and get in the groove
I'd sway with my trunk, as I danced to some funk
And make the earth shake, as I jiggled my hunks!
I'd giggle and laugh, if I were a giraffe
Increasing my height, by more than just half
I could have my own special casing or shell
Or a way to grow round, like a blowfish that swells
If I had a mane, I would never complain
If ignored, I would roar, like a king in his rein
I'd show them my paws, and say THAT'S THE LAST STRAW
I'm the king, NOT a boar, and this is MY law!
I'd frighten the rabble, with a shake of my rattle
Then squawk, like a hawk, with nonsense & prattle
I'd bark, in the dark at the sight of the moon
Then swing from some vines, like a happy baboon!
Oh if I had these things, and the giggles they'd bring
I'd feel just as new, as the first day of spring
I'd be so unique, and incredibely sleek
And I'd purr in my fur, when I wanted to speak
I've recently gone vegatarian.
~~A aka GG~~