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Housefrau Zombie
by A PAX

Sunday, March 13, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Tongue in cheek, Erma Bombec inspired......

Housefrau Zombie

Pass the pepper, pass the salt

Too much garlic, not my fault

Burned outside, inside rare

On the phone, and didn't care

Clothes left in the washer long

Mildew order wafting strong

Where was I at cycled end

Can't remember, won't pretend

Fur balls roll like tumble weeds

I walk by like I don't see

One shaped like some creature strange

Hedgehog, gopher, constant change

Click, click, click the channels pass

Sit and stare like some old ass

Bad new, reruns, TMZ

Brain cells dying, there goes me

Sit down, try to read a book

Lost my glasses, hard to look

Words run over page like ants

Too much squinting, rather dance

Not to rap, or not to metal

Strauss too fast, I wheeze like kettle

My feet move to disco beat

Give me Motown, happy feet

Now to focus on the home

Seems I'm warmed up, done with phone

Start some dinner, vacuum stairs

Housefrau zombie, live the prayer




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Reviewed by Mark Mahoney 5/25/2011
still at it and most certainly still got it, how are you stranger......lovely to read you again, its been to long xx get in touch.Mark xx
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/20/2011
Reads like a plan. I especially like the mildew order and dust bunny fur balls. Some great humor for the situation you find yourself in. Hope you get out of the house once in a while so you won't get zombied in.

Reviewed by Amor Sabor 3/16/2011
I loved the clever lines you put into this.
Reviewed by jude forese 3/15/2011
conceptually curious and clever ... very well written ...
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 3/15/2011
oh, thatz wonderful housefrau, i loved her.. :)
Reviewed by Sheila Roy 3/14/2011
A witty poem, Anita. I just sat back and enjoyed this one. Love and hugs,
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 3/14/2011
... even the word "housework" brings out the glazed zombie in me, Anita! My poor house could sure use a good wife: hope his prayers are answered! :)) Love it when you post... Hope you're in the (fluffy!) pink! xx
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 3/14/2011
Oh, the truth can sometimes be very funny. As proved
by your Housefrau Zombie. -gene.
Reviewed by Donna Chandler 3/14/2011
A clever and witty write. I'm sure Erma would grin as she read this one.

Reviewed by Lew Duffey 3/14/2011
Housefrau zombie, live the prayer
sounds to me like a real nightmare
God bless,
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 3/14/2011
Great writing indeed..enjoyed stay safe and well..Hugss
Reviewed by Paul Judges 3/14/2011
Excellent !
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 3/14/2011
very clever!
Reviewed by John Flanagan 3/14/2011
...and tongue in cheek it is, Pax,
with wit and style.
You've just written my place.
Luv it!


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