Housefrau Zombie
by A PAX
Sunday, March 13, 2011
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Tongue in cheek, Erma Bombec inspired......
Housefrau Zombie
Pass the pepper, pass the salt
Too much garlic, not my fault
Burned outside, inside rare
On the phone, and didn't care
Clothes left in the washer long
Mildew order wafting strong
Where was I at cycled end
Can't remember, won't pretend
Fur balls roll like tumble weeds
I walk by like I don't see
One shaped like some creature strange
Hedgehog, gopher, constant change
Click, click, click the channels pass
Sit and stare like some old ass
Bad new, reruns, TMZ
Brain cells dying, there goes me
Sit down, try to read a book
Lost my glasses, hard to look
Words run over page like ants
Too much squinting, rather dance
Not to rap, or not to metal
Strauss too fast, I wheeze like kettle
My feet move to disco beat
Give me Motown, happy feet
Now to focus on the home
Seems I'm warmed up, done with phone
Start some dinner, vacuum stairs
Housefrau zombie, live the prayer
Pax
A
3/10/11
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Reviewed by Mark Mahoney
5/25/2011
still at it and most certainly still got it, how are you stranger......lovely to read you again, its been to long xx get in touch.Mark xx
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
3/20/2011
Reads like a plan. I especially like the mildew order and dust bunny fur balls. Some great humor for the situation you find yourself in. Hope you get out of the house once in a while so you won't get zombied in.
Ron
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
3/16/2011
I loved the clever lines you put into this.
Amor
Reviewed by jude forese
3/15/2011
conceptually curious and clever ... very well written ...
Reviewed by neerja gandhi
3/15/2011
oh, thatz wonderful housefrau, i loved her.. :)
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
3/14/2011
A witty poem, Anita. I just sat back and enjoyed this one. Love and hugs,
Sheila
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
3/14/2011
... even the word "housework" brings out the glazed zombie in me, Anita! My poor house could sure use a good wife: hope his prayers are answered! :)) Love it when you post... Hope you're in the (fluffy!) pink! xx
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
3/14/2011
Oh, the truth can sometimes be very funny. As proved
by your Housefrau Zombie. -gene.
Reviewed by Donna Chandler
3/14/2011
A clever and witty write. I'm sure Erma would grin as she read this one.
Donna
Reviewed by Lew Duffey
3/14/2011
Housefrau zombie, live the prayer
sounds to me like a real nightmare
God bless,
Lew
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
3/14/2011
Great writing indeed..enjoyed stay safe and well..Hugss
Reviewed by Paul Judges
3/14/2011
Excellent !
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
3/14/2011
very clever!
Reviewed by John Flanagan
3/14/2011
...and tongue in cheek it is, Pax,
with wit and style.
You've just written my place.
Luv it!
John