Today I bought a Valentine,
Especially for me.
I quickly mailed it to myself,
So no one else could see.
I think I did the same last year,
And signed it, "you know who".
I showed my friends, with sheer delight,
They sighed, "oh lucky you".
I purchased this one just for me,
How nice to know it's mine.
Just think of all the broken hearts,
Who got no Valentine.