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Iolanthe Woulff

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· She's My Dad

· A British Petroleum Afternoon

· Mom-in-Law

· That P Word

· Organized Religion

· So Long, Mr. Hot Pants

· Slough of Despond

· Malibu Majesty

· Lament for Eden

· The Faithbug

· Rain of Toxic Terror

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
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I don't recall exactly how I came to write this, but I was obviously having one of Those Days, and it seemed clear to me that civilization was unraveling.

Nitwits wrangle,

English mangle

all the live-long day.


Wasting time and

wasting money

in their nitwit way.


Max the plastic,

blather, spastic

till their final breath.


Clack the keys

until they freeze

in online mental death.





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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/29/2010
Nitwits are everywhere and for that I am grateful. Free amusement and fodder for thoughts and writings. Patrick
Reviewed by Eileen Granfors 6/29/2010
Isn't it the truth? The English spoken on the news is appalling and the scroll along the bottom has some "beauts" when it comes to spelling. I have to laugh or I'll have a breakdown.
Reviewed by D Johnson 6/29/2010
I read this twice, after the first reading I put it away for a while to let it settle in. After the second reading, I think the last verse struck me as saying, "Call 1-888- right now, or go online at 'am i,'? to take our free test."

Just rambling here while I wait for the meds to kick in.

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