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· She's My Dad

· A British Petroleum Afternoon

· Mom-in-Law

· That P Word

· Organized Religion

· So Long, Mr. Hot Pants

· Slough of Despond

· Malibu Majesty

· Lament for Eden

· The Faithbug

· Rain of Toxic Terror

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  Pity Party
by Iolanthe Woulff
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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One too many afternoon yack shows, a bit of hair-tearing, and this was the result.

I am a Victim

of everything

and everyone.

I went to see

Swami Bungus Kapreesh

(that Oprah guru who

stays centered by

sleeping on nails)

he said I was

spiritually destitute



How kewl is that?

And it's all

Dad's fault for being an abusive jerk,

Mom's fault for being addicted to face-lifts,

my brother's fault for being such a queen,

my sister's fault for being a size 2,

my school's fault for being too strict,

America's fault for being too racist,

TV's fault for being too moronic,

The President’s fault for being a loser,

and your fault because

you sabotage my self-esteem

by thinking I'm

 an idiot.

Is it any wonder

I am so damaged,

I only have eight thousand friends

 on Facebook??





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Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater 7/4/2010
And blame it on Rio, the thong's stuck in the crack giving it face value! Dr. Phil has a pair of cure-all tweezers to pluck the sand rim...Parody of today's what is reality TV blame it on Jeopardy, Pity Party the Daily Double...if there was a category for Iolanthe Woulff, I would run the board, I have studied well...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead 7/4/2010
well done
Reviewed by D Johnson 7/4/2010
And here all along I was thinking that I was doing good to have a few friends on FB, and btw, do people still watch daytime tv? Really a cute little write, right?

Cheers and have a happy fourth,

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She's My Dad

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  3. Life and a Love
  4. Free Spirit
  5. Learning Experence
  6. Australian storm
  7. For Emily
  8. Water Baby
  9. Your Own Nuclear Power
  10. Traveler's Lament
  11. I'm So Happy
  12. Woodsmoke and Possibility....
  13. Defeat
  14. I Wish I Could Tell You...
  15. Eclipse
  16. Springtime Breeze
  17. Morning Thoughts
  18. larger voice
  19. Last Birthday
  20. My Scars

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