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by noblebandit

Monday, September 20, 2010
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I’m addicted to Mountain Dew

And Coca Cola which isn’t good

I used to drink 6 dews a day

But don’t laugh.  Seriously

Socializing, randomness and ice cream

Video fight games.  I NEED TO WIN.

Procrastination.  I love it and it loves me

Country drives and Ultimate Frisbee

Murder documentaries, it’s a shame to say

And fast food…but i’m not fat yay!

Dancing (Breaking, Tango and Freestyle)

Alcohol, which is not good at all

Technology, computers and tech things

Meets the criteria for addiction

Aim:  AOL Instant Messenger

B & W films, old films and beer

Addicted to ramon, udon noodles.  Crazy huh?

And harmless habits like chewing gum

Travel.  I can not just stay in one place

Always seen with my iPod blasting away

Riddled by guilt engulfed in its grasp

Enslaved to a habit, helpless, I must

Cut down my obsession, it’s quite severe

They say time does heal♥… maybe next year?

Ah yes, I’m captive to an enslaver

Expensive habits.  What more…what more?

Markets to a young generation which suggests

Radioactive lightsaber piss

I wedge my feet into my dirty shoes

Haven’t dug a hole too deep until it kills you

 

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