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  April Fools
by Jill Eisnaugle
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Whew.... have I been busy lately?!!! No wonder I'm tired. Happy April Fools Day, everyone.

P.S. I wrote this in Nate's style. ;-)


My friends, I’ve hit the lottery
I’m publishing a book or three
I’m planning to sail the high seas
Then, fly around the globe
Last week, I caught ten foot shark
I painted my whole house by dark
Then, ran eight miles around the park
In nothing but my robe
I went nose to nose with a squirrel
I found an oyster with a pearl
Then, ate five pints of chocolate swirl
With nothing but my tongue
I rode the waves on a surfboard
Then, glided on a bungee cord
I traded my Jeep for a Ford
My fuzzy dice are hung
By now, you know I’m full of crap
I fed the cat and took a nap
The dog landed square in my lap
And scattered all my tools
I treated my sheets to some starch
Then, dreamed I’d scaled the Gateway Arch
After all, we’re now done with March
Here’s to you..... April Fools!
© 2008 – Jill Eisnaugle’s Poetry Collection

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Reviewed by Stacy Savage 4/5/2010
Love this. What a perfect tribute to April Fool's Day. Great job, Jill!
Reviewed by 000 000 4/4/2009
Fantasies and dreams...the stuff we are made of!
Enjoyed the hallucination! LOL
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines 4/7/2008

Reviewed by Connie Faust 4/3/2008
Did you dream this up while taking your nap? The dog must have whispered it in your ear as you slept. Funny and enjoyable.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/1/2008
I'd be a fool if I didn't like this one.

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz 4/1/2008
Really cute...but wouldn't that be lovely if only half were true?
Reviewed by Felix Perry 4/1/2008
Lovely humour filled write that made me smile. well done young one.
Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis 4/1/2008
Absolutely delightful! I love the light-hearted poems that put a smile in my heart!
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 4/1/2008
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/1/2008
Thanks for the smiles!!

Love tinka
Reviewed by Cryssa C 4/1/2008
Ah, that gave me quite a chuckle...
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 4/1/2008
what a day huh?? lol, Happy April Fools Day, It is snowing here today,, and that is no April Fools,,, looking for tulips :)

Reviewed by Lew Duffey 4/1/2008
Don't worry girl. Tomorrow will be April 2nd. and sanity will return.
LOL. I loved the write.
God Bless,
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/1/2008
Laughing too hard to review -
Reviewed by Paul Berube 4/1/2008
LMAO ROTF !!! Very good Jill.
Reviewed by Bernice Lakota 4/1/2008
hahahahaha! Good one Jill!
Reviewed by George Carroll 4/1/2008
Great sense of humor in this delightful April Fool's poem.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva 4/1/2008
Very nice, I like it!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 4/1/2008
I love this! Happy April Fools!

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