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  Another f r a c t u r e d Fairytale
by Tom Hyland
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

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They're coming to take me away -
hey-hey, ho-ho, hee-hee -
AGAIN!






Another f r a c t u r e d Fairytale

© - Tom Hyland - 06-18-08


Mary had a little Lamb -
Congratulations!
Little Miss Muffet sat on -
Little Jack Horner’s Plum Pie!


Old Mother Hubbard went to -
Market to buy a Fat Pig!
Jack and Jill went up to -
See the Gingham Dog and Calico Cat.


Cat’s in the Cradle, and the Silver Spoon -
Went on a Habba-Dabba-Dabba Honeymoon!
A Tisket, a Tasket, I lost my -
Little Red Riding Hood!


Hickory, Dickory Dock, the Mouse ran Up -
Mary, Mary Quite Contrary’s Pantaloons!
The Farmer in the Dell Fell in With -
The Big Bad Wolf!


Little Boy Blue Blew Up -
The Three Little Pigs Houses!
Straw, Sticks, and Bricks Went -
Ring Around the Mulberry Bush!


Speaking of BUSH - reminds me of -
A Really, Really, Really - SICK Cartoon!
CHENEY - on the other Hand -
Uses The Fickle Finger of Fate to - Squeeze the Trigger!


Trigger? That was Roy Roger’s Horse!
A Horse, of Course, in a River, is a Hippopotamus!
Which is All that Little Girl wanted for Christmas!
Not - Two Front Teeth!


Teething - is when a Baby Chews Everything!
Like the Puppy does to your Slippers and Shoes!
Shoes are those Heavy Metal things you Throw!
Which puts the Pin in the Throes of Panic!


‘Back in the Saddle’ was a Song by Gene Autry -
But Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Drew More HYPE!
Which brings us to Hypochondriac, which Means -
Somebody who Only Thinks he is SICK!


SICKO is a Doc by Michael Meyers, which -
Takes us to GITMO -
Where Bush and Cheney Torture People -
And - Deny Anyone’s Corpus of being Habeas!


Distracted? Who, ME? Disgruntled? May BE!
Sick in the Head? Let’s SEE!
Here in The Land of The Free?
Yessiree! Yessiree! Yessiree!

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch -
Aesop’s Fables need another Chance!
Not to Mention also - Grimm’s Fairy Tales -
By The Brothers Grimm - which is a Cool Flick!


Little Sally Ann, sat in the -
Rub-a-Dub-Dub’s TUB!
Which Sank the Beatle’s Yellow Submarine -
OH! “Remember The MAINE!”


And The ALAMO!
And 9-1-1 … !
Or the Three Digit Emergency Dial -
“Can You HEAR Me Now?”


Just How does Contrary Mary’s Garden Grow?
You Know - those Silver Bells and Cockle Shells,
And Freaking Petunias in a Row -
Lots and Lots and Lots of - HORSE MANURE!



Yeah - Yeah - I KNOW -
I’m FULL of - __IT!


© - TKH




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Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 7/6/2008
Tom - Are you in Mania? lol ( not funny at all if that is your life) Whoaaa, Hold them Horses, you forgot Mr. Ed - If a horse can talk - talk and talk, over the hill he could fall, I'm not good at this! YUKkk...
A tall tail, you inspired!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Passion Lady Sheexoooo

STay Positive! YOU rack em' in Crazy CAt Tom!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/18/2008
Always your pictures seem to capture you in a bar...what a lush...LOL, Ed
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 6/18/2008
Wow! Fun and you kill me with that "Freaking Petunias" bit. Cheers
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/18/2008
Wow, one tale surely to be remembered, very creative....

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Barbara Smith 6/18/2008
This is just as enjoyable as it can get! I liked it.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/18/2008
Lots and Lots and Lots of - HORSE MANURE!

Hey, Horse Manure is Good! I even use it in my garden; it's much better, and much safer, then all them toxic pesticides and fertilizers my neighbors love to use.

Keep penning your fractured fairytales, you Crazy Cat! (Cats are very good, too.)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/18/2008
Gimme somma what ya been smokin' - LOL - fractured, INDEED. LOL Clever, clever you -

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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