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HER PEIGNOIR
by Tom Hyland
Thursday, August 06, 2009
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"Those were the days my Friend -
We thought they'd never End -
Aah, Yes - Those Were the Days!'

RATED little 'r' ...








Her Peignoir

© - Tom Hyland - 08-06-09


I only bought One set in my entire Life.
A Two-piece set of flimsy Chiffon.
The outer ‘piece’ was a beautiful, thin turquoise Blue.
The inner one was a sheer Black Negligee’.

This inner, or under ‘Piece’ -
Had but one shoulder Strap -
Designed thusly, so that one Breast -
Could easily ‘Beam’ at any Onlooker!

SEXY? Par Excellence’!
It was a Surprise ‘Honey-Moon’ Gift -
To be Saved until we reached Penn Hills Estates -
Way up in The Poconos!

Our very First Love-Making Act -
Occurred in our Own First Apartment -
The Actual Night of The Wedding -
May Seventh - Nineteen Hundred and Sixty-Six.

The following Sunday Morning -
After Mass (of course) and then Breakfast -
The Three Plus Hour Journey Began.
Candle-Light Dinner at The Stroudsburg Inn.

When I tried to order a Nice Wine -
Was quite chagrined - some kind of ‘Blue Law’?
So Solly Sir - NO ALCOHOL ON SUNDAY!
Bummer - but the Prime Rib was Excellent!

Onward and Upward!
Our Wee little cottage was more like a Shanty!
Amazing how Color pictures LIE!
And the Electric Light Fireplace was indeed Charming!

Time now for some ACT-SHUN!
I presented her with the Surprise Gift!
All wrapped finely in a Blue Bow -
No-No - Not THAT - the Peignoir Set - Silly!

She was Totally impressed that I even knew the Name!
Into the Bathroom to ‘Prepare’ She Went -
WOW! What a LOOKER she Was!
She Posed on the Bed as I Snapped off the Shot!

Aaaaaaah ! Her Peignoir Set!
I Remember with Fond Delight -
That Picture! That Night!
That Beaming Breast!

Thirty-Four Years Later -
When She Left Me -
The Honey-Moon Album was Left Behind -
THAT PICTURE - THE ONLY ONE MISSING!


ALAS! POOR PEIGNOIR!
I KNEW IT WELL!


© - TKH



pei·gnoir - Pronunciation: \p?n-?wär, pen-

a woman's loose negligee or dressing gown Function: noun

Etymology:
French, literally, garment worn while combing the hair, from Middle French, from peigner to comb the hair, from Latin pectinare, from pectin-, pecten comb — more at pectinate Date: 1835.



PIECE!
Er, ah, um - I mean -
PEACE!

© - TKH




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Reviewed by Debra Conklin 8/12/2009
Peignoir...sexy nightgown...item meant to induce bodice ripping passion from a besotted member of the male species or simply, "let's have sex t'night". Anyway you describe it, it's a good thing.

Too bad she left you, guess she didn't know that the peignor was what would stick most in your mind.
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 8/7/2009
Oh, Tom...you romantic Kat, you!! Love this poetic adventure you share. Good that your memory outlasted the picture...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 8/7/2009
LOL... Guess she was afraid of being black mailed. Great story tho. Sad it didn't last. boo hoo, hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Lori Moore 8/7/2009
That picture is just too damn cute and you are too funny. Sorry she took the pic when she left.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/6/2009
Tomkat you are hilarious, even while being serious,and I do appreciate your ability to be both at one time;-) Excellnt poem!

ET
Reviewed by Joyce Bell 8/6/2009
THIRTY FOUR YEARS LATER....SHE LEFT YOU???!!! I AM SORRY TOM, ALTHOUGH THE 'PEIGNOIR' STORY IS A BEAUTIFUL ONE, I AM JUST WONDERING WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS ON HER MIND...AFTER THRITY FOUR YEARS??!! IN ANY CASE...AT LEAST SHE HELD 'SOMETHING' DEAR...THE 'PEIGNOIR'. THIS IS A WELL WRITTEN WORK WITH WONDERFUL IMAGERY. THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 8/6/2009
Mes oui mon amí!

le Vieux

Reviewed by D Johnson 8/6/2009
Yes, those were the days...

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/6/2009
She was Totally impressed that I even knew the Name

I, myself am quite impressed that you know the name!

PS: In my first marriage, I, too, rented a 'fabulous, romantic, honeymoon haven' in the Poconos.

What a disaster that was; Alas, as was my first marriage.


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