QUESTION TO CONGRESS MEMBER:

"What does it profit a man if he gains the world -

but loseth his soul?"


ANSWER FROM SAID CONGRESS MEMBER:

"I HAD A SOUL?"

REIN-LESS

© - Tom Hyland - 10-22-09


When there is a Drought in some Area
It is Rain-less.
When Congress Fails to Control Spending
Its Members are Rein-less.

Their Method of Attaching ‘Pork’ To Every Bill Proposed
Is Disdainfully Brain-less!
Take a Great Idea - then Ruin it -
By Adding Personal Lame-ness!

Assign a Name to a Bill -
Making All Think it is a Good Thing -
Then Attach a Corruptive Cancer -
Making it Really a Mere Changeling!

The Original Intent is Often Spent -
Wasted - Side-Tracked - Forlorn -
Just More ‘Pork Belly’ -
More Corporate Porn is Born!

Do They Not Know That -
Their Attempts are Inane?
To Surreptitiously ‘Hide’ - Such Folly?
Are They Totally Insane?

Do Our ‘Supposed’ Representatives
Think We The People are Brain-less?
Is Smacking Us with ‘Two-by-Fours’
Their Idea of Political Finesse?

Save The Banks!
Screw The People!
Save The Greedy ‘Mongers’
Shout It Out - From Every Steeple!

Save The Corporations’ CEO’s -
Turn a Jaundiced Eye to Their Follies!
Grant Them Rewards and Perks -
So - They can Get Off their Jollies!

Save All the Ignoramuses -
Like - Detroit’s ‘Big Three’ -
Screw The Public -
Lil Ole - You And Me!

Complicate Every Issue -
Toss It To and Fro -
From a Tiny Mole-Hill -
To a Mountain - Make It Grow!

Tack on Some Money for Munitions -
Addendums - Add-Ons - Pernicious Additions
Muddy the Water - Make it Swirl like an Eddy -
The Sheep are Stupid - and Never Steady!

WE ARE CONGRESS!
WE DO WHAT WE PLEASE!
THROW THE DOGS A BONE!
GIVE THEM A TEASE!

We Are Corrupt - But -
It’s a Great Secret!
The Dummies Won’t Know -
They Can’t Speak Pequot!

HABLA ESPANOL!
OPEN WIDE THE DOOR -
IMPORT MORE ‘ILLEGALS’
GIVE THEM - MORE, MORE, MORE!

Fa-Get-A-Bout - ALIENS -
Arabs - Jihadists - and Muslims - Galore -
Invite Them In - Embrace Their Contempt -
Let CAIR Expand - Like a Cancer Spore!

“One Nation Under God!”
Sorry - THAT is Passe’!
Sneak Allah into Schools - Then -
Kids With Bombs - Now Can Play!

National Health Insurance Reform?
By Now Has Grown To - A Perfect Storm!
The Far Left - The Far Right - When Will They Begin -
To Learn - The MIDDLE - Is WIN-WIN!

A Horse With No Reins - Rein-Less !
Tramples All Wildly!
‘Tis Now High Time - To ‘Dig In The Spurs’
REMOVE ALL THE - BURRS AND CURS!


BOSTON TEA PARTY?

WHEN IS ENOUGH - ENOUGH?

“TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION”!

ARE WE NOT BACK TO ‘SQUARE ONE’?

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS - KING GEORGE!


REINLESS?

“BEGONE SATAN!”

© - TKH