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Why this Pic? ... 'Cause it's a Box-Car!
"SNAKE-EYES" -
"BOX-CARS" -
"LITTLE JOE" -
WHAT'S YOUR "POINT?"
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7 come 11
© - Tom Hyland
7 or 11 are Winners
On the First Roll of Dice
When Shooting “Craps.”
We did - Crap -
Then - More Crap -
Now Working on ‘Crapola’
And Now - Craps!
Why - Seven? Why Eleven?
Let us Investigate Some Pronunciations -
Eva - Eve - Even - Evening -
Steve - Steven - Stevedore -
Seven -
Eleven -
Why are the Last Two Words -
Pronounced Differently?
The First Seven Sound a Long e -
But - 7 and 11 -
Are Short e’s -
As in - eh -
WHY?
Who Said So?
Why Not SEEVEN -
And ELEEVEN?
Just More English Exceptions?
Or - Just More Crap?
Is English Just a ‘Crap-Shoot?’
© - TKH
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| Reviewed by J'nia Fowler |
10/25/2009 |
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| Good point. I understand that English is a very difficult language to learn because of the exceptions. And now even our domestic offspring can't even complete a sentence. Maybe Game boy replaced Sesame Street and the kids now have terrific thumb action in place of eloquent tongue action. "wha!!! I dunno!!! if evaan!!! tsawl good!! and all with the adjective f___ing . A tad scarey. J'nia |
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| Reviewed by Mr. Ed |
10/25/2009 |
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| I gave up Shootin Crap, long ago - but my dogs still enjoy it - they like shootin crap all over my lawn! |
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| Reviewed by Georg Mateos |
10/25/2009 |
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TomKats aren't on box-cars but in alleys you dimwit you! and also Felix can't say seveneleven, just spit disgusting hair balls on the persian carpet!
Meow?
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| Reviewed by Ed Matlack |
10/24/2009 |
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| U come up with the best stuff, that train car is worth a bunch depending on its age...but you aren't...LOL, Edd |
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| Reviewed by Lori Moore |
10/24/2009 |
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| Damn that English language. |
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| Reviewed by Regis Auffray |
10/24/2009 |
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Another in the classic Hylundian form and expression. Thanks, Tom. Love and peace,
Regis |
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| Reviewed by Joyce Bell |
10/24/2009 |
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| GOOD WRITE....GOOD TO VENT POETICALLY...NO MATTER WHAT THE SUBJECT BE. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS |
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