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Treat or Trick?
by Tom Hyland
Sunday, October 25, 2009
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To be forewarned is to be forearmed!

Not one of my best, but done quickly ...

See - 'When The Frost Is on the Pumpkin'

or - "Two Ghouls Who Gamboled Late" ...






Treat or Trick?

© - Tom Hyland

When the Hobgoblins are Gobblin’
And your Knees are Wobblin’ -
‘Cause you’re Scared of Ghostly Ghouls
It must be Halloween - Not April Fools!


When the Frost is on the Pumpkins
And you See some Country Bumpkins
Beware Dracula, the Dark Knight -
His Fangs at Night are quite a Fright!


Hurry - Choose one Quick!
Grab - and Take your Pick -
And should you Hear an Eerie Growl
Know that Wolfman’s on the Prowl!


If you’re a Scottie with a Tam-o’-Shanter
Put some Kilts on your Jack-o’-Lantern
And Light him up very Crisp -
Just like a Will-o’-the-Wisp!


Or - maybe you’ll Choose to Dress Up like Gomez -
And Kiss Morticia’s Arms when she Says - Vous Parlez!
Or - perhaps Bart Simpson, or even Homer -
Or that Bumbling Marine - PFC Pyle, Gomer!


What e’er you Pick - it Will be Neat -
Knockin’ on Doors - “Trick or Treat!”
But - don’t Gorge Too Much - and get Sick -
A Reversal would Ensue - “Treat or Trick?”


© - TKH





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Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 10/28/2009
Well done. Gave me a chuckle. hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/26/2009
This, my dear Tom, is a treat. =] Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/26/2009
A most apt and timely write; cleverly concocted, Tom. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/26/2009
Oh, look!! It's the Lone Stranger! LOL Too cute; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Am going as myself on Saturday, though I will look like a pumpkin: wearing an orange shirt; going to help out at my church, for their annual Harvest Festival for a few hours; will be busy greeting people! :)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/26/2009
And should you Hear an Eerie Growl
Know that Wolfman’s on the Prowl!

I certainly will be, and ye best have the Good Candy when I howl outside yer door!

Pee Wee Wolfman Ed (And don't listen to Georg, I always get my rabies shot and tags before I go out wanderin on Howloween.)
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/26/2009
And watch for wolf-man PeeWee too, he ain't got the rabies shot yet!!!

EDvard

Reviewed by Lori Moore 10/25/2009
How about a tricky treat?
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/25/2009
That picture alone could put me back in the hospital...ya hadda get me while I'm eating...LOL, Ed


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