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Well, galz n' guyz - here I go again - Picking on our so-called 'Leaders!'
The 'poor, Rat-Bastards' ought to give themselves -
Congressional Medals of - DIS-HONOR!
The PIC? I call it - "Trickle-Down Effect"!
CONGRESS - “GOD” COMPLEX?
© - Tom Hyland - 11-16-09
For various and sundry Years -
Various and sundry Senators and Representatives -
Have had various and sundry Convictions -
For various and sundry Crimes!
Although few have ever been Beheaded, or Hung - ALAS!
Their ‘punishments’ have run the Gamut -
From a Smack on the Knuckles - to a Warning -
To ‘Public Service’ - to Fines - to Actual ‘Limited’ Jail Time!
The Gamut of Crimes?
From DWI - to DUI - to Fraud - to Sex Crimes -
To Embezzlement - to Mismanagement of Funds -
To Wife-Beating - to Drunk and Disorderly.
And just Who - Polices Them?
Their very own ‘Ethics Committee!’
What a Total Farce!
The ‘Pot calling the Kettle - Black!’
Can you just imagine the evening Discussions -
When the ‘Good Ole Boys’ gather Together?
“Wow, Sam - you really gave me a grillin’ Today!”
“Sorry, Joe - had to make it look good, didn’t I?”
“Yeah, but you didn’t need to bring up that ‘HO’ Thing!”
“Did you say ‘Whole’ or ‘Ho’?”
“The Pay-off of Prostitutes - my Dear Friend!”
“Key-Rist Joe - you got caught with your Pants Down!”
“Well, how was I supposed to know it was a ‘Sting’ Operation?”
“Cheese, Joe - you’ve been getting away with it for Years -
Haven’t you learned Anything?”
“It’s Unfair - it’s Entrapment - that’s what it Is!”
“Next time - Joe - use Cash, not your Credit Card!”
“But Sam - that’s all she would Take!”
“I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, can You?”
“Sorry Sam - I’ll be more careful next Time!”
“Well, that’s enough talk about your minor Dalliances -
Let’s talk about this next Bill -
What kind of ‘Pork’ can we add On?”
“It’s for the Vets - so how about an NRA Entitlement?”
“John - what about that Indian Casino Fiasco?
Any new angles we can Swing?’
“I dunno, Sam - that Sonofabitch wants Three Million!”
“What about - Walter, or Henry, or Jack, or Matt?”
“Aw - they’ve got their heads up their Arses -
Too busy raising campaign money, you Know!”
“Billy-Bob - what about those Arms Appropriations?”
“The damned GM CEO wants more for Hummers!’
“That’s OK Harry - our ‘cut’ will be higher Also!”
“It’s getting so difficult splitting up all these pieces of Pie -
I’m trying to set up more Swiss Bank Accounts, how about You?”
“Naw - Off-Shore Accounts - that’s where I Hide It!’
“Anybody got any more new ideas on muddying the Water -
For this Damned Health-Care Reform Crap?”
“The Insurance guys are raising Holy Hell!”
Medicare and AARP are bitchin’ up a Storm!”
“Screw the Seniors! Screw the Vets! Screw the Public!’
“What do they know? Give ‘em more Rhetoric!”
They couldn’t get out of a wet paper Bag!”
“That’s enough Business - DEAL THE CARDS!”
“HEY DICK - CAN WE PLAY ‘DEUCES WILD’?”
Or maybe even - ‘Chase The Queen?’
© - TKH
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|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
'Congress - God Complex?' Ummm - ya think? I do. Creeps. What's good for the goose ain't necessarily good for the gander. Especially when it's OUR goose is getting cooked.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|A most apt and timely rant, Tom. Thank you. Love and peace to you,
|Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
|I'm wit'cha, Tom. Good one!
Blessings and Love - Micke
|Reviewed by Georg Mateos
|"...Screw the Seniors! Screw the Vets! Screw the Public...!" ya have gotta direct line with that house-of-crazies?
EDvard, yore Cuz
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|You gotta hidden mike in there?? After wasting far too much time in D.C., in my so called career, I couldn't wait to leave that terrible place, for good.|