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  ATOM vs. ADAM
by Tom Hyland
Thursday, January 07, 2010
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An early APRIL FOOL'S thought?

Watched a Maryland Public Television re-broadcast show this morning. This guy goes all over the world (but mostly US) and interviews all kinds of EX-PURTS - searching for the TRUTH - GOD !

THEOLOGIANS, PRIESTS, MINISTERS, ENGINEERS, TEACHERS, GURUS, PHYSICISTS, CHEMISTS, WHAT-HAVE-YOU!

I tried to encapsulate the answer to his Quest - a Synopsis of Fultility!

Why are WE HERE?

They DUNNO! You DUNNO! I DUNNO!

Who gives a Flyin' Wad-da-Call-It? DUH?

OH YEAH - the pic? A LOTTA BULL !



ATOM vs. ADAM

© - Tom Hyland - 01/07/10

What if GOD is a Super Atom?
A Perfect Atom - with the Perfect Amounts of:
Nuclei, Electrons, Protons, Neutrons, Ions.
A Perfect Field of Energy!

A Perfect Force - an Electro-Magnetic Flux Master.
A Constantly Changing Reality of Life!
A Never-Ending, Ever Morphing, Abstract Thinking, Embolism -
A Prayer for Deliverance from Evil.

Millions of Milennia later - Enter Man!
To Explain his own Feeble Existence -
He Creates Personification!
Enter Adam - Godís Own Image!

This Makes Man - Special!
This Makes Man - Wonderful!
This Makes Man - Powerful!
This Makes Man - Egotistical!

But - What If - Man is Really Minute Atoms?
Minute Adam - Mythical Melancholy Madness?
A - Mis-Informed, Mis-Guided, Misanthrope of Mischance?
Megalomania at its Mostest Magnitude!

Hmmmmmm - you might Think?
From the Microcosm to the Macrocosm -
Magnificence is Not Our Most Important Product!
From Infinity to Finiteness - A Feral Fer-de-Lance?

AND ... The Great Atom - The Great Adam -

LAUGHS ...

GLEEFULLY!

© - TKH

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Reviewed by John Coppolella
George Carlin the late comedian had a bit about the GREAT ELECTRON in which he referred to the possibility of God as such. Great entertainment and food for thought here Tom. Or is it A-TOM.
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
I really enjoy your word games. This rocks, Hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
I do love the way you manipulate words while expressing a philosophical point of view, Tom. Nicely done. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Magnificence is Not Our Most Important Product!

You can say that again!

They DUNNO! You DUNNO! I DUNNO!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Interesting concept, puts a whole new perspective on living huh?

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by D Johnson
Umm, interesting. I see this write has having real potential. Potential for a BBC comedy, no maybe a tregedy, wait perhaps a tragedy of the human comedy. Perhaps it could be the new Dr. Who. No wait......

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Yeah, we could just be quarks inside a living being. Kinda like bacteria that lives in us.

HAHA, They ask the world experts, mainly US. Such depth to their views. They prolly though out ones that didn't match their thinking. LOL
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
You forgot to inform us how many atoms is needed to make a fart!

EDvard, yer Cuz

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
We'll never measure up to God's perfection. We were created in His image, and then we decided we didn't need Him anymore, so we made us ... Him. Little gods, in charge of our own destinies (and failures). JMO is all ... thought provoking excellence, though, Tom, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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