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Tom Hyland

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· SHRIMPY

· OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...

· ALL HALLOWS EVE

· HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW

· CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL

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· COURAGE

· AS FOR ME ...

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by Tom Hyland
Friday, February 12, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Recent poems by Tom Hyland
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•  HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
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© - Tom Hyland - 2-12-10


And - also
Band - musical group
Command - directive
Demand - insist

Eland -African antelope
Flanders - where Moll came from
Grand - majestic
Hand - thing with five fingers

Iceland - a Northern island
Jand - Seattle Photography Company
Kand - Radio station in Corsicana, Texas
Land - a mass of earth

Mandate - authorization
Neanderthal - Georg EDvard Mateos
Operand - a Math thingie
Pander - gratify

Quandary - dilemma
Rwanda - African nation
Sand - rub down
Tandem - bike or cycle

Uganda - another African nation
Veranda - porch
Wand - baton
Xand - ‘scratcher’ *

Yandex - Russian Search Engine
Zand - old Iranian dynasty

* really nasty thing on Urban Dictionary.

© - TKH.
 



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Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 2/13/2010
A bit of the Far Side I think. Clever Tom. hugs
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/13/2010
I never read in the crapper, I do my business & get out before I asphyxiate(sp?) myself...learned from experience, I did...ed
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/13/2010
That poor Clem has a lot to learn. I made the holes in our two seater outhouse the exact same size. I even put one of those Lavender Air Fresheners on her side. We have lots of lovely conversations in there now! (But it does get kind of crowded when the dogs want to use it, too.)
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 2/13/2010
May you sit on a land mine and that it will clear your thoughts!!!

Cuz EDvard

PS. li'l Patrick is looking for trouble?

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 2/12/2010
Uh oh, the Ed brothers might take issue with the caricature. Repeat after me Jersey Ed, Jersey Ed.

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