I can't write beautiful stuff - like Mister ED -
So, I try my hand at 'goofy' - Instead!
Critters That Rhyme
© - Tom Hyland - 2/24/10
“Aumpy” - “Bumpy” and “Crumpy”
were three male Tom-Kats -
dumped at a caring Animal Shelter.
“Dumpy” - “Eumpy” and “Frumpy”
were three female Kitty-Kats -
also abandoned there - Helter-Skelter.
“Grumpy” - “Humpy” and “Iumpy”
were three little male Puppy-Dogs -
that experienced a similar Fate.
“Jumpy” - “Klumpy” and “Lumpy”
were three cute female Pups -
that wound up at that same Gate.
“Mumpy” - “Numpy” and “Oumpy”
three colorful male Conures -
all flew in one day - looking for Food.
“Pumpy” - “Qumpy” and “Rumpty”
three similar female Birds -
of the same species - then joined the Brood.
“Stumpy” - “Trumpy” and “Umpy”
were three male Squirrels -
who already lived on the Premises.
“Vumpy” - “Wumpy” and “Xumpy”
their three sister Squirrels -
scampered all around - like Dervishes.
“Yumpy” and “Zumpy”
the two Human Shelter Operators -
gathered together all - and formed a Chorus.
And then they Exclaimed -
as they called out each Name -
“You Twenty-Four Critters -
Will Never Ever - Bore-Us!”
© - TKH.
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|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|Cleverly concocted, Tom; thank you for sharing this delightful write. Love and peace to you,
|Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
|Aren't they cute? Thanks Tom. hugs, J'nia|
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Goofy is a good word for this and the name of another dog...;-) ed|
|Reviewed by John Domino
|Your critter poem sure made me smile! Praise God for His animals!
|Reviewed by Georg Mateos
|If I ever get me a cat (no way José) its name will be Tomsy in honor of a alley tomcat we know and missed a couple of times with an old shoe LOL
|Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
|It's the message that counts Mr. Hylandumpy|
|Reviewed by Karen Nivens
|Cute! Sounds like a day in my backyard except my cats are inside cats. We just seem to always have a backyard full of critters.|