CAUTION:

THE FOLLOWING IS PURE FICTION -
"SURE - SURE' - HE SNICKERS!

NO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME ...
REACTIONS COULD BE HABIT-FORMING ...

OR WORSE - SWALLOWING MAY BE HARMFUL -
AND CAUSE 'LOSS OF LIMB' ...
OR EVEN ...

DEATH!

Granny ‘Floozie’ -
With An Over-Active ‘Suzie’

© - Tom Hyland - 6/01/10


Once upon a time, I gave her a Gift.
We call him ‘Bob.’
Battey-Operated Boy-Friend -
Now - he’s her Real ‘Heart-Throb!’

Whenever she is Activated -
By pressing her ‘Upper Twin Buttons’ -
Or, sometimes, by simply ‘Swapping Spit’ -
One might say she becomes quite Gluttonous!

Approaching Sixty-Eight now, quite Rapidly -
She is never ‘Frigid’ nor a Boor -
She smacks her Lips n’ moves her Hips -
N’ hollers - ‘more - More - MORE!’

Braggin’ on her Five ‘Gran-Kids’ -
She’s a proudful ‘Granny-Nanny’ -
But - when she’s ‘In The Mood’ -
Watch her ‘Dancin’ Fanny!’

Now, ‘Frankie n’ Johnny’ -
Might have been Lovers - or so I am Told -
But - ‘Johnny n’ Suzie The Floozie’ -
Are still Active n’ Bold - tho’ Old!

© - TKH.