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  BUDGET SOLUTION
by Tom Hyland
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.

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YEP! I LIED AGAIN!

NOT A REAL POEM ...

BUT - A HELL OF A LOT OF ...

POETIC JUSTICE!

EVERY 'TRUE' PATRIOT AND AMERICAN 'CITIZEN' - SHOULD 'GET WITH THE PROGRAM'
AMERICA ... LOVE IT, OR LEAVE IT!
WE DON'T NEED NO 'STINKIN' BACK-SLIDERS!'







BUDGET SOLUTION

© - Tom Hyland - 4/7/11


The Solution is SO SIMPLE -
Yet, the ‘A**-HOLES’ in Congress -
Just Don’t Want to See It!

What Would be Fair & Equitable - Across the Board?
Each & Every Line Item gets Reduced the Exact Same Percentage!

And this Includes Every Line Item -
The President & his Staff - The Supreme Court & Staff -
All of Congress & their Myriad of ‘Aides’ & Staff -
The Entire DEFENSE DEPARTMENT -
Including Especially, the Pentagon!

The Following are just Examples, off the Top of my Head,
As I have No Clue as to what the Total Budget
Is Supposed to Be?

Say it is One Trillion Dollars - $1,000,000,000,000.
That’s 12 Zeroes!
A Reduction of only 1% would be - $10 Billion - 10 Zeroes!
2% = $20,000,000,000 - Still 10 Zeroes!

5% = $50 Billion - $50,000,000,000 - Still 10 Zeroes!
Each and Every Person, Department, Fund, Whatever -
Could Handle Such a ‘CUT’ without Batting an Eye!

But - ‘Hold On!’ You Say: ‘That’s Not Enough!’
OK - DOUBLE IT TO 10% - $100,000,000,000 - 11 Zeroes!
$1,000,000,000,000 Less $100,000,000,000 = $900,000,000,000.
$1 Trillion Minus $100 Billion = $900 Billion.

If You Can’t Run a Country for a Year on THIS -
SHAME ON YOU!

OMG - But, What If The Stupid, Over-Inflated Budget -
IS TWO TRILLION DOLLARS?
DUH?

SAME PLAN! SAME PERCENTAGES! SAME ‘BALLGAME!

No Individual Line Items Suffer Any More than Any Other!
No Programs Are Eliminated!
No Partiality Occurs!

Every American Citizen & Patriot Receives JUSTICE!

CASE SOLVED!

NEXT:

The IRS Tax Law & Tax ‘Cuts’ -

The Upper 1% & 2% of All Rich Bastards -
Individuals - Corporations - CEO’s -
Bankers - Stock Market Investors - ALL -

Have Never Ever Paid in Their FAIR SHARE! NEVER!
It’s About Time That They ‘Grab An Oar’ -
And START Helping to ‘Row The Boat!’

NO CAP On FICA Deductions! NONE!
NO CAP On Earnings Taxed! NONE!
NO TAX ‘LOOP-HOLES! NONE!

The ‘Day of Reckoning’ Has Come!

TRY MY PLAN FOR ONLY FIVE (5) YEARS!

Then, ‘We The People’ -
And our So-Called ‘Representatives’ -
Can Then Argue Over What to DO With The -
SURPLUS !!!

© - TKH.



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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/23/2011
It makes too much sense for the politicians to "get it," Tom. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/8/2011
I vote for you sweet TK....Hope your being a good boy..LOL.. but I have this feeling your not.....Hugsss,kisssessss coming your way darlin...be safe and well dear one..
Love Always,
Chanti Lace xoxoxoo
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 4/7/2011
Gee Tom, I thought the flat tax was a good idea too!

Be always safe,
Karen

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