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· The New Jerusalem - Chapters 1 - 5

· Bawlmer, Merlyn - Home of The Hons


Short Stories
· CHICKEN SCRATCHES ?

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· DADDY, WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE MILITARY?

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· ALL MY CARS - PART 2

· ALL MY CARS

· AU-TO-MO-BILES

· BIG LUG CONTINUED !

· SLURPEES !

· THE BIG LUG !


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· Fun With Some CON Words

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· GOD BLESS THE @#%^ CORPORATIONS!

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· MEDIOCRITY ... THY NAME IS ... APATHY

· TALK IS CHEAP !

· The BLIMP


Poetry
· CROSSWORDS

· ELF # 1

· SHRIMPY

· OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...

· ALL HALLOWS EVE

· HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW

· CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL

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· BIG 5 0 !

· COURAGE

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· ONE MILLION !

· ONLY 2,639 TO GO!

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  3/4 of A MILLION !
by Tom Hyland
Thursday, September 08, 2011
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WHY POETS ARE POOR !

NO PUBLISHERS BANGING ON THE DOOR !




¾ 0f A Million


© - Tom Hyland - 9/8/11


Only 67 more to Go -
That should happen Today -
Then, 750,000 Visits -
¾ M - That Ain’t Hay!


Member since Feb. 2003 -
About 8.5 Years -
Lots of Hits - No Money -
Cryin’ in our Beers!


IF - we got only a Penny -
Per Visit -‘Twould Be ...
7,500 Dollars -
Whoopee!


$7,500 Divided by 3,103 Days -
Equals Average of $2.42 Daily ...
Not Quite Enough for 2 Cups O’ Java -
Did I Analyze Fairly?


CONCLUSION?


“Don’t Quit Yer Day Job!”


© - TKH.

P.S. - Confirmed 750, 416 as of 9/10 ...



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Yeah but try to put a price on 750,000 smiles. Patrick
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Amen!!!! If you hope to make money by writing good poetry, you will neither write good poetry nor make money...or so I've observed.

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Richard King
Tom, in the immortal words of Trace Adkins, "...We don't do it for the money, we don't do it for the glory,,,,, We do it for the Badonk-a-donk...." Words to his country song from a year or so back. Seems to be a parallel here to me. Dick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Hey I like your self portrait above, you do resemble that ape...& this write says it all, but just think, we've had a ball...Jurseeeeeeeey
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Hahaha me poorer than you with 986,911....lol!!

Love Anyways Tinka
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Hah! We are here to pat one another on the back. Took me a few years to understand that concept. Almost made me want to throw myself in front of a slow-moving caterpillar.
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