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Tom Hyland

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Books
· The New Jerusalem - Chapters 1 - 5

· Bawlmer, Merlyn - Home of The Hons


Short Stories
· CHICKEN SCRATCHES ?

· DADDY ... ADDENDUM

· DADDY, WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE MILITARY?

· THREE LITTLE ... EDS !

· ALL MY CARS - PART 2

· ALL MY CARS

· AU-TO-MO-BILES

· BIG LUG CONTINUED !

· SLURPEES !

· THE BIG LUG !


Articles
· GOD BLESS THE @#%^ CORPORATIONS!

· BERRIES

· MEDIOCRITY ... THY NAME IS ... APATHY

· TALK IS CHEAP !

· The BLIMP

· 9 / 11 : PRESS For TRUTH

· NEW WORDS WITH FRIENDS

· BEATING A DEAD HORSE ?

· IF I WON ... ?

· Delegate or Stagnate


Poetry
· SHRIMPY

· OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...

· ALL HALLOWS EVE

· HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW

· CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL

· DANGLING PARTICIPLES ?

· BIG 5 0 !

· COURAGE

· AS FOR ME ...

· LIFE IS LIKE ... A BOOK

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News
· PATRICIA ANN ALLEN

· JERSEY DEVIL... aka KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT Update !

· JERSEY DEVIL HANGING IN THERE STILL !

· ED MATLACK IN HOSPITAL !

· ONE MILLION !

· ONLY 2,639 TO GO!

· 805,000 + HITS !

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  3/4 of A MILLION !
by Tom Hyland
Thursday, September 08, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Recent poems by Tom Hyland
•  SHRIMPY
•  OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...
•  ALL HALLOWS EVE
•  HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
•  CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL
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WHY POETS ARE POOR !

NO PUBLISHERS BANGING ON THE DOOR !




¾ 0f A Million


© - Tom Hyland - 9/8/11


Only 67 more to Go -
That should happen Today -
Then, 750,000 Visits -
¾ M - That Ain’t Hay!


Member since Feb. 2003 -
About 8.5 Years -
Lots of Hits - No Money -
Cryin’ in our Beers!


IF - we got only a Penny -
Per Visit -‘Twould Be ...
7,500 Dollars -
Whoopee!


$7,500 Divided by 3,103 Days -
Equals Average of $2.42 Daily ...
Not Quite Enough for 2 Cups O’ Java -
Did I Analyze Fairly?


CONCLUSION?


“Don’t Quit Yer Day Job!”


© - TKH.

P.S. - Confirmed 750, 416 as of 9/10 ...



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 9/9/2011
Yeah but try to put a price on 750,000 smiles. Patrick
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 9/8/2011
Amen!!!! If you hope to make money by writing good poetry, you will neither write good poetry nor make money...or so I've observed.

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Richard King 9/8/2011
Tom, in the immortal words of Trace Adkins, "...We don't do it for the money, we don't do it for the glory,,,,, We do it for the Badonk-a-donk...." Words to his country song from a year or so back. Seems to be a parallel here to me. Dick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/8/2011
Hey I like your self portrait above, you do resemble that ape...& this write says it all, but just think, we've had a ball...Jurseeeeeeeey
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 9/8/2011
Hahaha me poorer than you with 986,911....lol!!

Love Anyways Tinka
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 9/8/2011
Hah! We are here to pat one another on the back. Took me a few years to understand that concept. Almost made me want to throw myself in front of a slow-moving caterpillar.

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