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YOU DIRTY #$%^&())(*^%$$ !
EVER SAY SOMETHING YOU REGRETTED AFTERWARDS?
TRY CUSSIN' NICELY ...
YOUR 'NOSE' MAY THANK YOU!
(not gettin' Poked in it!).
The PIC? ... 'Sticks n' Stones may break my Bones but, Words will never hurt me!"
Cussin’ Nicely ?
© - Tom Hyland - 9/10/11
I can’t stand that ‘Floozie!’
She’s a - female dog in heat!
And he is even worse ...
It’s a shame that - his parents weren’t married.
She’s a - ‘Woman of the night!’
‘Street-Walker’ - a word that rhymes with - But - or More!
Muck - is a Dirty word - Filth, or Distasteful -
Can we just substitute? I don’t give a MUCK!
‘You are a - Split-Expletive!’
Matlack is a - Flibbertigibbet!
A ‘John’ is a guy who frequents - Fleshpots!
Rich men have - ‘Courtesans.’
He has an - Oedipus Complex!
Doesn’t that sound nicer?
She’s a Freaking Swearword!
You’re full of - Bull-Defecation!
So - if you want a Reference ...
To use in Deference ...
Avoid ‘Nasty’ words - be Polite!
Substitute ‘Nicer’ ones - perhaps avoid a Fight?
© - TKH.
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|Reviewed by Rafika Anderson
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Well how rude you are rube...;-)Jurseeeeeeeeey|
|Reviewed by Richard King
|Nice mucking job, Tom. Thanks Penis|
|Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
|Godfrey Daniels!!!!!!! You done found a freaking lot of circumlocutions!!!
|Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
|Nicely done in the spirit of "Mom and road apple pie." Patrick|
|Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
|LOL, didn't know there was a way to cuss nicely ... well done, Tom! I usually make up words or substitute one word for another. Snit. Spit. Squit! LOL
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.