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  CUSSIN' NICELY ?
by Tom Hyland
Friday, September 09, 2011
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YOU DIRTY #$%^&())(*^%$$ !

EVER SAY SOMETHING YOU REGRETTED AFTERWARDS?

TRY CUSSIN' NICELY ...

YOUR 'NOSE' MAY THANK YOU!
(not gettin' Poked in it!).

The PIC? ... 'Sticks n' Stones may break my Bones but, Words will never hurt me!"




Cussin’ Nicely ?


© - Tom Hyland - 9/10/11


I can’t stand that ‘Floozie!’
She’s a - female dog in heat!

And he is even worse ...
It’s a shame that - his parents weren’t married.

She’s a - ‘Woman of the night!’
‘Street-Walker’ - a word that rhymes with - But - or More!

Muck - is a Dirty word - Filth, or Distasteful -
Can we just substitute? I don’t give a MUCK!

‘You are a - Split-Expletive!’
Matlack is a - Flibbertigibbet!

A ‘John’ is a guy who frequents - Fleshpots!
Rich men have - ‘Courtesans.’

He has an - Oedipus Complex!
Doesn’t that sound nicer?

She’s a Freaking Swearword!
You’re full of - Bull-Defecation!

So - if you want a Reference ...
To use in Deference ...

Avoid ‘Nasty’ words - be Polite!
Substitute ‘Nicer’ ones - perhaps avoid a Fight?


© - TKH.
 



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Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)
Cute.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Well how rude you are rube...;-)Jurseeeeeeeeey
Reviewed by Richard King
Nice mucking job, Tom. Thanks Penis
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Godfrey Daniels!!!!!!! You done found a freaking lot of circumlocutions!!!

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Nicely done in the spirit of "Mom and road apple pie." Patrick
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
LOL, didn't know there was a way to cuss nicely ... well done, Tom! I usually make up words or substitute one word for another. Snit. Spit. Squit! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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