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  'DEVILED' CHICKEN
by Tom Hyland
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Comment on Mr. ED's Poem -
"Ode to Good Old Sir Cur"

SORRY ... Can't possibly Beat HIS Pic!




'Deviled' Chicken

(C) - Tom Hyland - 3/6/12



OLD SIR PEEWEE ...

How'd U git that Lantern in my Hand?
I guessed right about my pic!

Poor Ole Knave Joisey WUSS-A-LOT -
Looks a lot like Adolph What's his-Name
with that STOOPID mustache, don't he?


'Once upon a Mid-Night Dreary ...
Wuss-a-Lot was really Feary ...
Noises in the nite had him Leary ...
Lil Field Mouse had him so Teary ...


Then, the Mouse That ROARED ...
On Da Devil's RV did Board ...
Joisey Screamed, like he'd been Gored ...
By a huge Bull, whose Horns had Scored ...


But, this lil Mouse, had more Sense ...
N' did Escape from Wuss's Malodorous Scents ...
I heared him Exclaim, "Yer Smell gives me Great Offense ...
For what it's Worth - That's my Two Cents!"


P.S. - Matlack, Ewe'r Welcome for the Defense ... BUT ...
Yew OWE me now, a Tank of Gas!


Cuz Old Sir Cur ... 'The ONE-ETH' ...





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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Tom. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
A lot of rhyme and animal jokes at good old joys-he ed-a-tour's expense. I'm enjoying it as much as he is.

Ron
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
What a Dashing Pic, Sir Cur. Was this one taken when you traveled to England to be officially Knighted by the Queen??!!

And old Wuss-A-Lot is already cryin that we're pickin on him again. He best watch out or our dear old Ma is gonna sic Sister Tiger Lily on him - Yikes!

PS: Good Luck getting reimbursed for that gas. I'm still waitin for his Christmas present from six years ago.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
You have YET to defend me, either with the mouse or against Brother Ed's poem...forget ur tank of gas unless u can wait till I have a can of good ole' beans, that gas I can bottle and send via snail mail...then u can sniff it to ur hearts content...imagine this, both of you pickin on me..................AGAIN, oh MAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Jurseeeeeeeeey
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