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  AWFUL OFFAL ?
by Tom Hyland
Sunday, May 06, 2012
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HURRY, HURRY ... GRAB THE 'SMELLING SALTS'!






AWFUL OFFAL?


© - Tom Hyland - 5/6/12


LITTER, LITTER ...
EVERY POLITICIAN ...
IS A BULL-SHITTER!

SOME LIES BIG ...
SOME SMALL ...
LYING BASTARDS ALL!

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES ...
REMOVE YOUR SOCKS ...
WIGGLE YOUR TOES ...
IN LIFE'S 'LITTER BOX'!

UGH ! YOU SAY SO SMUGLY ...
AS YOU HOLD YOUR NOSE ...
LIFEíS LITTER BOX ...
DOTH SMELL - BUT NOT LIKE A ROSE!


© - TKH.





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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Nasty toes. cuz p
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Put on yourt cbbots and roll up your pant cuffs, it's getting deep, brother!!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
When we throw trash at politicians, we should walk a day in their tracks, and then wash our feet clean or pick our pinkies in Poughkeepsie (The French Connection). Do I smell a rat? Only the Rose knows.

Ron
Reviewed by Richard King
You can throw out the turds, but the odor lingers long after they are gone and I fear we're in for a long lingering stink after this one.

Dick
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Oh, Thomas, my friend, I'm afraid that we ain't smelled nothing yet.
Mark
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
So true about life & the writer of this poem, he also doth stinkith to high heaveneth...LOLeth...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Edth
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