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Tom Hyland

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Books
· The New Jerusalem - Chapters 1 - 5

· Bawlmer, Merlyn - Home of The Hons


Short Stories
· CHICKEN SCRATCHES ?

· DADDY ... ADDENDUM

· DADDY, WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE MILITARY?

· THREE LITTLE ... EDS !

· ALL MY CARS - PART 2

· ALL MY CARS

· AU-TO-MO-BILES

· BIG LUG CONTINUED !

· SLURPEES !

· THE BIG LUG !


Articles
· GOD BLESS THE @#%^ CORPORATIONS!

· BERRIES

· MEDIOCRITY ... THY NAME IS ... APATHY

· TALK IS CHEAP !

· The BLIMP

· 9 / 11 : PRESS For TRUTH

· NEW WORDS WITH FRIENDS

· BEATING A DEAD HORSE ?

· IF I WON ... ?

· Delegate or Stagnate


Poetry
· SHRIMPY

· OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...

· ALL HALLOWS EVE

· HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW

· CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL

· DANGLING PARTICIPLES ?

· BIG 5 0 !

· COURAGE

· AS FOR ME ...

· LIFE IS LIKE ... A BOOK

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· JERSEY DEVIL... aka KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT Update !

· JERSEY DEVIL HANGING IN THERE STILL !

· ED MATLACK IN HOSPITAL !

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  UN-WANTED !
by Tom Hyland
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Recent poems by Tom Hyland
•  SHRIMPY
•  OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...
•  ALL HALLOWS EVE
•  HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
•  CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL
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THIS IS A 'PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT'

'BE KIND TO YOUR WEB-FOOTED FRIENDS'

JOISEY BARRENS RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN POSTING THIS 'MUG-SHOT' ON EVERY TREE!






UN-WANTED !


© - Tom Hyland - 5/24/12


DEAD OR ALIVE !

Have you seen this Ugly Mug
On any Milk Cartons Lately?
When said cartons reach the Trash Heaps
They help Scare the Rats Away!


This Knave’s Favorite Song Is -
“I Wanna Be Wanted!”
Poor Thing has a Good Heart, But ...
He Ain’t ‘Potty-Trained’!


Accordingly, Most of his Hard-Earned Money
Is Spent on DEPENDS!
So - if’n Anybody Out There Wants To Adopt -
BIDDING Will Begin Soon!


He Has Been Spayed, or Neutered -
Unsure Which? Or Maybe Both?
Has His Own Little Blue ‘Pot’ or Pipe -
Seeking Free ‘Mary Jane’ Donators!


CAUTION:
Must be Fed ‘BEA-NO’ Constantly ...
Else - ‘Knave Wuss-A-Lot’ ...
‘FARTS-A-LOT’!

© - TKH.



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Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 5/25/2012
Awwwww...he's acutey wooley one, that Jersey Devil! Surely there's nice Barrens Broad who would take-up with him...huh?...huh?...:o)
Micke







Reviewed by Budd Nelson 5/24/2012
tom,
glad it wasn't me.
Budd
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/24/2012
Such a handsome fellow that Jersey Devil does be,
Almost to be sure he does look like me...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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Bawlmer, Merlyn - Home of The Hons

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