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  MY 'NEW' RULES
by Tom Hyland
Monday, June 04, 2012
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HARSH? MOI? NAH!





MY ‘NEW’ RULES !
© - Tom Hyland - 6/1/12


1. NATIONAL REFERENDUM -

All Offices of All Elected Officials, Shall be Limited to Two Terms!
This goes from President, down to Dog Catcher! ALL!
No More ‘Professional’ Politicians!
SERVE ... THEN, GO GET A JOB!


2. ALL TROOPS RETURNED HOME TO U.S.A. -

Iraq - Afghanistan - South Korea (50,000) ...
All Other Countries - Let Them Defend Themselves!
USE DRONES TO REPLACE THEM!

Re-Deploy Troops Across Mexican Border,
While a Wall/Fence is Built to STOP Illegal Alien Crossings!
Also - Station Troops at 10 Worst CRIME Cities!
‘War On Crime’ Actually Completed!
If it takes ‘Martial Law’ - SO BE IT!


3. ERECT BASES/FORTS/HOSPITALS AT STRATEGIC LOCATIONS -

One Million Plus Backlog of Veterans Claims Get Top Priority!
Free Medical Education to Any U.S. Citizens -
Who Become Doctors, Nurses, Para-Medics in Military!


4. STOP ALL FOREIGN AID! ALL!

No More ‘Freebies’ - ‘Charity Begins At Home!’
Millions - Billions - Trillions - of Tax Payers’ Dollars USED HERE!
See What THAT Does to DEFICIT!


5. CONGRESS GETS ‘BACK IN THE BOAT’ WITH US -

All Funds in Congress’ ‘Special Retirement Plan’ -
Immediately Transferred into Social Security Account!
All Members Subject to Same Rules as Us!
No More ‘Posh Retirement’ for Life for Short Service!
All ‘Civil Service Commission’ Retirement Funds -
Merged into Social Security - ALL in Same Boat!

NO MORE ‘FREEBIES’!

NO Free ‘Boston Baked Bean Soup!
NO Free ‘Vacations’ at Taxpayer’s Expense!
NO ‘Phoney’ Jaunts to Other Countries for ‘Investigation’!

WAN’NA SERVE YOUR COUNTRY?
GRAB AN OAR!


6. NO MORE ‘STOCK MARKET QUOTES’ BROADCASTED!

Am Sick & Tired of Hearing ‘Quotes’ ‘Ad Nauseum’ All Day!
Let the ‘Rich Bitches’ Who Own Stock -
Look Up Quotes in Wall Street Journal - Or Go Online!
Don’t Want to Hear It Anymore!


7. ALL - BANKERS - WALL ST. ETC. - CEO’S PROSECUTED!

Fines, Retributions, Jail-Time ... Doled Out FREELY!
NO ONE IS BIGGER THAN ‘THE LAW’!
NO ONE!


8. OIL INDUSTRY ‘NATIONALIZED’!

No More ‘Screwing The Public’ Allowed! PERIOD!
‘Oil Barons’ - ‘Cartels’ - Investigated & Prosecuted!
NO MORE COLLUSION & ‘PRICE-FIXING’!
National Gasoline Price - $2.00 / Gallon - Every Station!
NO ‘GOUGING’ - NO ‘GAMES’!


9. NO FOREIGN COUNTRIES OR COMPANIES
ALLOWED TO OWN ANY PROPERTY OR LAND
INSIDE U.S. OF A. ... NONE!

ALL BP - British Petroleum Gas Stations, Refineries, etc.
Sold Back to AMOCO - American Oil Company!
ALL - Chinese, Arab, Japanese, Whatever - Foreign Holdings
On OUR LAND - Sold Back W/ 10 % Profit -
If Not - Then Confiscated & Nationalized! PERIOD!


10. ‘BAD’ LAWS RESCINDED!

‘Patriot Act’ - GONE!
Supreme Court Decision - Corporation FREEBIE - GONE!
‘Political Contributions’ - TOTALLY OUTLAWED!
Wan’na Run for Office? Use your OWN Money!

MEDIA - TV RADIO ‘EQUAL’ TIME - ALL FREE!
LET RICH MEDIA OWNERS SUFFER AWHILE!


11. NEW IRS REGULATIONS -

SIMPLE ‘FLAT’ TAX FOR EVERYONE!
NO DEDUCTIONS! NO EXEMPTIONS!
NO ‘PAPERWORK’! NO NEED FOR TAX ACCOUNTANTS!

AUTOMATIC DEDUCTIONS THROUGH PAYROLL -
ALL BASED ON GROSS INCOME & GROSS SALES!
TAX ATTORNEYS CAN GO BACK TO ‘CHASING AMBULANCES’!


12. NATIONAL LAW FOR ‘CAPITAL PUNISHMENT’!

No More ‘Crap’ Making ‘Excuses’ or Complex -
Differences in State Laws!
YOU KILL = YOU DIE!
TODAY’S ‘CAR’ IS LIKE YESTERYEARS ‘HORSE’
YOU STEAL! YOU HANG!

© - TKH.


P.S. ...

MY ‘NEW’ RULES ...

DON’T LIKE ‘EM? LEAVE!

WE DON’T NEED YOU!

P.S. ... I FAILED TO CLARIFY:

RE: CONVICTED MURDERERS -

1. PER 'ASK.COM - OVER 20,000,000 'FELONS' -
IF ONLY HALF ARE MURDERERS = 10,000,000.
AVERAGE ANNUAL COST PER PRISONER = $22,000. MULTIPLYING = $220 BILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR - EVERY YEAR! WOULD BE SAVED!

2. WE SPEND MORE MONEY ANNUALLY ON HOUSING CRIMINALS THAN WE DO ON ALL EDUCATION!

3. NATIONAL 'METHOD' OF EXECUTION - LEAD BULLETS! FASTEST, SUREST, CHEAPEST WAY!
4. ALL 'BODIES' CREMATED AFTER, UNLESS 'FAMILY' PAYS FOR FUNERAL AND/OR INTERMENT!

"Prisons cost taxpayers more than $32 billion a year. Every year that an inmate spends in prison costs $22,000. An individual sentenced to five years for a $300 theft costs the public more than $100,000. The cost of a life term averages $1.5 million.

States are spending more money on prisons than education. Over the course of the last 20 years, the amount of money spent on prisons was increased by 570% while that spent on elementary and secondary education was increased by only 33%. "

Source(s):
http://www.heartsandminds.org/prisons/fa…


 



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/6/2012
New Rules..look out Bill Mahr. Don't know about nationalized oil companies though. The feds can't even run a popcicle stand. Patrick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/5/2012
Not sure on this one, Tom, but it kind of reminds me a bit like Big Brother taking over totally...some of the stuff though sounds pretty good, while others, well, to each their own thoughts...Jurseeeeey
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/4/2012
Are you running for president, Tom? I think that with these ideas of yours, you'd win by a landslide. ☻ Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by John Coppolella 6/4/2012
Solid Rant. I agree with the nationalization except I want to be in charge, king for a day at least. The only law I care about is murder.
So go ahead and enforce these things if you can. I will back you all the way, TK.

Starman
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 6/4/2012
Eahhh, sounds real good, but.... I guess we'd be renamed the United States of Utopia. Or maybe you've eaten too much of one of my funny cookies. Good one, though, Tom.
Mark

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