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  A Laddie's Limerick
by Tom Hyland
Saturday, May 24, 2003
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I had forgotten this old "trashy" piece. But upon reading Andy's poem, then Elizabeth's SOUND THRASHING of MAN-kind, thought perhaps this lil ditty might just PROVE HER POINT!!! ENJOY!



A Laddie's Limerick


 

There once was an Irish Gyrene,

who drank a large pot of potheen,

which was quite a potation.

As he imbibed his libation,

it started a spastic gyration,

as he winked at a pretty Colleen.


 

She strolled quickly by,

giving him a wink oíthe eye,

which was an obvious flirtation.

So, with great expectation,

and quite filled with elation,

he sighed at the sweet passing Lass.


 



As the wind caught the flirt's skirt,

it arose, all afloat,

arousing the lad's anticipation.

In her direction, he leaned,

as she detected his affection,

as he slipped on the carragheen.


 

The poor girl said, "Alas...

'tis not a drunk I'll be a-wooin'.

Come by for a cup, to sober you up...

for it's strong coffee, I'll be a-brewin'."

The laddie grinned with chagrin, for the state he was in,

then abruptly his arse kissed the grass...

...again !

 

Copyright: March 31, 1993

Thomas K. Hyland, Jr.
 




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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/31/2006
Cleverly done, Tom; thank you for sharing the humor. Happy New Year to you,

Regis


Reviewed by RD Larson 5/25/2003
very funny.
Reviewed by Candida Eittreim 5/24/2003
LOLOL I loved this!!! This is such a delightfully humourous piece LOL. Thank you!

Candy
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 5/24/2003
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Okay, now get up...and finish your wooin'.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/24/2003
HA! funny limerick, tom; well done! (((HUGS))) and love, your texas friend, karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by Bill Murray 5/24/2003
Tom, I loved the limerick. Also the expecttions were really dashed for the poor lad by his own conduct. But I bet he recovered. Good Laugh. Bill

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