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A Cetter of Lomplaint
by Shane P Ward
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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OK, ok, its been a while since my last poem. I've been really busy - honest. So here's a tongue twister of a poem for you to get your teeth into.


Dear Mir and Sadam, pear me hlease. I mimply cust somplain.
A shacker in your stop is getting mords wixed up again.
Its hard enough remembering the bopping I must shuy
Without the hess-ed blindrance of the signage all awry.
Its like I’m in a possword cruzzle, lumbling through my bist.
Knord lows how many pins of teas I mery vearly nissed.
I round it father easy to identify Gring Spreens
And even he could cot nonfuse the spelling of baked beans.
...The conclusion to this poem is among one of 100 poems in Shane P Ward's compilation, LOL Poems (Poems that will make you Laugh Out Loud). Available through Synergebooks from Christmas 2012. See 
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Reviewed by Robert Cosmar 6/6/2011
nice poem to read Shane and funny to boot....Bob
Reviewed by Jack Kuperman 1/28/2009
It's really so funny
Reviewed by Bragz (Reader) 11/1/2008
Hello there!

Wheeee! A writer aftr my own heart, only lotz funnier.

Really enjoyed this one.

Your'e a "tracked" man from now.


Reviewed by John Flanagan 9/24/2008
Shane, you made me laugh, your inventiveness and imagination infectious. Thank you for this, and it reminded me of a man I used to know who spoke much like this when he had a few brinks in his delly. Wonderful!
Reviewed by larry linville 9/24/2008
Wonderful! I can't stop laughing.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/24/2008

Few write humor like you. Dell won. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 9/24/2008

This was adorable. Funny, how you can read without looking at the spelling.

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy 9/24/2008
good poem
Reviewed by S Phillips 9/24/2008
One I can relate to! Ha!
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines 9/24/2008
You do find some very unique ways to entertain, Shane, and this one is really neat! I copied it to Patty while she and I were on the phone and she was able to read it straight up. She can do stuff like that. Me, I have to think about it somewhat. Neat one :-)


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