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UH - OH - Katy's challenge
by Netta Jack

Sunday, April 20, 2003

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T. G. I. F.
I'ma take my tired self home
Unplug the phone
Spend some time alone
I've been waiting all week
For this special moment
A little peace and quite in my life
I'ma take it like I own it
Focus on me
Pop the cork on a bottle of Chablis
High heels off - I'm cracking my toes
Allergies got me picking my nose
Man it's great to be free
Truly enjoying my own company
A little jazz to set the pace
Awww DAMN - I need to clean up this place
Later for that
Run myself a hot bubble bath
Put on pajama's - well the top half
Now I'm yawning without covering my mouth
Scratch my butt without leaving the couch
Hell - I might even sing me a song way to loud
But first I gotta let one rip
Let me lean over on one hip
Boy did it feel good to release some pressure
Do it one more time for good measure
This is definetely the moment to exhale
So far this down time is going well

"Excuse me ma'am, I apologize
I'll stand here and keep covering my eyes
I'm the maintenance man
The apartment manager sent
I know you didn't see me
I've been out on the balcony
Fixing the sliding glass door
By the way I already cleaned the vents
It's time for me to leave
Could you sign this for me please?"

"Turn your back while I dress
Sorry you had to see me looking a mess
By the way do you mind telling me
What all exactly did you see?"

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Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/21/2003
Oh my...this was so funny! Excellent!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 4/21/2003
Great humorous write.
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 4/21/2003
described me to a T
Reviewed by a- maryllis 4/21/2003
umm... gross humor but tis good... :)
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 4/20/2003
Topsy turvy write.

Good show
Reviewed by Dove (Reader) 4/20/2003
Beautiful spirit full of life..!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/20/2003
maybe a bit of laughing and crying at the same time!;-)hahaha boo hoo...Well done!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 4/20/2003
Girl, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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