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  Yet Another Very Tragic Cookieville Tale
by Mr. Ed
Friday, July 07, 2006
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“I am Dave Sometimesisquat,

I have been to other planets;

I know the truth of Ogre Ed,

Now Listen to me, Dammit…”

 

From An Extremely Sad Poem

By the ‘Good’ Queen A Pax,

Entitled,  A Message From Beyond

 

 

I hadn’t thought about wild eyed Dave

In many a long lonely ogre’s year somehow

But the evil queen’s very latest wicked poem

Brought his tragic story spinning back to me now

 

I first met demented Dave Sometimesisquat

At a small group therapy session for tormented souls

I was there because I had been transformed into an ogre

From eating those vile magical cookies from A Pax’s trolls

 

And as I very nervously stood up in front of the group

Trying to explain my very sad and tragic heart wrenching tale

Wild Eyed Dave Sometimesisquat suddenly jumped up from his chair

And the poor demented wild eyed man’s quivering face soon began to pale

 

“You Mean?… You Mean?... Are You Saying, Ogre Ed?

That you ate some of those delicious troll cookies, too?

And those scrumptious cookies made you look.. made you look...

So hideously ugly and hairy?”  - Wild Eyed Dave was now turning blue

 

“Yes, my poor demented fellow victim wickedly deceived by A Pax and her trolls,

I am cursed to walk this earth for the rest of my days as an ogre, my sad sad friend;

And you, Alas,  you, it seems received their vile mind control potions in your cookies,

And you, Alas, you, have been forced to believe in Aliens until your own bloody end.”

 

I never saw poor demented Dave Sometimesisquat again after that tragic session

But some of my friends tell me that he still wanders aimlessly through the realm

He’s often spotted with a bottle of vodka in his terribly weak and tremulous hands

Screaming, “Ogre Ed and I were both on that ship, with those aliens at the helm…

 

Why won’t anyone believe me, Dammit???!!!  WHY???!!!”

 

And now it truly saddens me that this evil queen

Has dragged this poor demented soul into our war

Has she no pity or mercy at all for anyone on this earth

These very underhanded war techniques of hers I must abhor

 

And now as I once again weep myself to sleep with my cookies and my milk

I find myself leafing through one of those dreadful tabloids in my old ogre’s bed

And Lo and Behold what should my wretchedly sad old ogre eyes now sadly spot

“Aliens Are Really Behind Ogre Ed’s Cookie Rampage!” a story by Mighty Read

 

More Treachery, and Now Dreadful Tabloids

From This Truly Wicked and Deceitful A Pax

And Now She Uses Yet Other Truly Wretched Souls

In Her Never Ending Campaign - To Stab Me in the Back

 

Would You Believe Anything That Poor Wretched Soul

In That Extremely Heart Wrenching Picture Above Says?

 

That Is The Question You Must All Ask Yourselves Now

 

And if they're getting Cable TV,

On that extremely remote, uncharted island,

Her evil powers are far greater

Than Even I Had Ever Imagined

(Television reception in the old ogre cave is dreadful)

(My hellish hounds complain about it all the time)



 

And I Wonder

Now I Truly Have to Wonder

Just How Many Other A Pax Victims - Are Out There

 

(I shudder to think what evil ingredients she now places

In Captain Sprinkle’s Addictive Cookie Sprinkles;

Alas, he was once a dear old friend of mine)

 

And Now Learning that her Beau Chiselpecks

And My Tricky Wicked Sister Frumpy

Are Romantically Involved

May Have Truly Sent Her Over the Bloody Edge

Of Her Evil Lies and Deceit and Treachery

 

(As If That Were My Fault, Too)

 

(I haven’t even seen Frumpy since birth,

When she convinced our dear old Mum

To abandon me in the forest to fend for myself)

(Now that was extremely wicked of her)

 

(Luckily, a pack of wild forest hounds found me ,

And one of their females raised me as one of her own)

 

(And it was their sage old leader, Grandfather Hound,

Who first warned me about those extremely evil A Pax trolls

In that dark eerie evil cottage she owns in the woods)

 

(If Only I had listened to Wise Old Grandfather – if Only)

 

 

©2006, A Once Again Extremely Sad Hearted, Ogre Ed

 
    
 
 


'Good' Queen A Pax's, A Message From Beyond


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Hahahahaha I like your new haitstyle!!

Say no more!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Joyce Hale
Oh Ogre Ed, I love it!! The drama and mystery, the music, the picture!.... You are wonderful!!

Peace. Joyce
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
I cant take it...this is so darn good ED...you got a winner here Sir.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, rum cookies and those that are good for trippin', laced they are with acid sprinklies, even Rufuz can't pass them up...e & r
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
MORE!
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
I suppose there's no need to offer Dave a comb...? ;-)
Cheers,
Carolyn
Reviewed by A PAX
LOL laughing at you and Chrissy!!!

Ed you must accept the truth.......its for your own good! You have friends here who care...........

Everyone clap your hands and say

I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES

ooops

Wrong story!!!


I do believe in Ogre Ed
He can be fixed

at the vets!

muuhaahaaa

Quit calling me a liar........hope your pants are on fire!
Kill that cookie desire!

Ed.....you were kidnapped
you gave them grief
GRIEF

now........please
I beg of you...........

give up the cookies


before
its

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

late
:(

good queen a pax
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Darn those wolves for saving you, Ogre Ed! I should've been an only child. Oh Chiselpecks, kiss-kiss...
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
You've never looked so dashing.....
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
I believe I know this Dave.

ROFL


Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
The drama! The sound! Of course the pic don't even need to be mentioned. Brilliant, so, so very brilliant!
B&R
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Ed
I agree with Sherry below completely...:)

You must ditch that persecution complex Ogre Ed, otherwise the devious and schemeing Lady A Pax will continue to torture and mutilate you and your poor cookies...as seen in that truly dreadful picture of the poor defenseless cookie being hung, drawn and quartered !

That wild eyed and hairy Dave Sometimesisquat I believe may hold an important key to dissembling the Wicked Witch of Cookieville ...:)

Peter
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
HaHaHa!!! Clever yet again, Ed, but remember this...as long as you see yourself as a victim, you have no power...Good Queen Pax is still winning!
Love the series and the bantering..can't wait for the reply.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by E T Waldron
What a dilemma, who to believe, ogre ed or a pax queen, both are getting very mean! oh well I guess great story poems are that way;-)
Reviewed by George Carroll
The King of mirth that keeps the den loose with laughter.
Reviewed by Jennifer Butler
You're making me laugh too much. Thank A Pax it's over! Haha!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Definately delicious writing here, Ed, Lady Pax has given you the ammunition to continue this spectacular war of words! BRAVO~

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Witty, entertaining, and fun! Thanks for the smiles today, Ed; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Thanks for entertaining us, Ed. You do that so well. :-) ~~Nordette
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