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  Bogwatch - An Authentic British Comic Book
by Mr. Ed
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.

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DPS Comics


Is Proud to Announce


The Very Recent Acquisition


Of an Authentic British Comic Book


 


- Intro -


 


It’s very true that America has its Baywatch


Where lovely lifeguards patrol the sunny beach


But here in the treacherous foggy bogs of Britain


Our very heroic lass rescues those ‘just out of reach’


 


“Why it was just the other day, I do believe,


When I had to go in after Farmer Silas Dow;


That poor man had been chased into the bog,


By one of his very agitated, extremely mad cows.”


 


“And I believe it was just a few weeks back,


When a very disturbed lovesick peacock fell in;


You should have heard its very pathetic cries for help,


When I reached it, that bloody bird was almost done in.”


 


These two harrowing heartwarming British bog rescues


Are all in a day’s work for our Lifeguard Kate Bogside


Who so diligently patrols her assigned bog 24 hours a day


Rescuing anyone who tumbles into her bog area with pride


 


“It ain’t no Yankee Doodle Day at the beach,


I can tell all you very pampered Yanks that.


I have to keep in fairly good physical condition,


And I constantly work out to keep down me body fat.


 


I can’t afford to get bogged down around here,


That’s for bloody sure.”


 


And if you think these daylight bog rescues are treacherous


In these bogs at night Kate never knows just what might be found


Lifeguard Kate Bogside has a million ‘after dark’ bog stories to tell


Including very haunting tales of wretched drowning Baskerville hounds


 


“You ain’t heard nothin,


‘Til you hear them wretched hounds howl.”


 


So please join all of us at Dead Poet Society Comic Books


In welcoming Bogwatch and this lovely heroic British lifeguard


You won’t want to miss one exciting issue of this fabulous new series


The treacherous bogs of Britain – Lifeguard Kate Bogside’s backyard


 


 


©2006, DPS Comic


 


 


Lovely British Lifeguard


Kate Bogside Will be Joining Us


On the Summer Ghost Cruise


Signing First Edition Copies


Of Her Exciting New Series


 


And As an Added Bonus


Kate Will be Bringing Along


An authentic Baskerville hound


Lovable old Farmer Dow


One of his extremely mad cows


And that rescued lovesick peacock


His name is Monty


 


 


 

 


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Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia 7/26/2006
What a ROARING good time, this Ghost Cruise promises to be, Ed!
Kate is darling - and perfect for the role - even though she can't swim??? AHA! Maybe LIGeorge can rescue her from the bogs, since he has previously maneuvered them! A promising saga...

DPS ROCKS! ^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^ sea-sick anybody?

Rhonda
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 7/24/2006
... And, before you even ask, I ain't rescuin no Pythons... nor mud-wrestlin them either!! :)) AND IT AIN'T A SWIMSUIT, IT'S A STRETCHY TOP!!!!

An honour to have such an awesome role and responsibility aboard Ark Kookie... but just one sliiiiiiiiiiiiight problem... can someone teach me to swim?? And I think I need some inflatables to qualify for Bogwatch status...

BTW... when I was down on the Funny Farm the other day, Madge was trialin some new mud beauty products and would be interested in cutting a new video aboard the Black Pearl... she wants your Dance Instructors to teach her some new moves... any interest?? Could be good for publicity...

Thanks for the call-up, Ed!! :))See ya aboard and down at the Korroded Gym. LOL Klimbingframe Kate xx
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 7/23/2006
You have cornered the market with these...I would buy them if they ever made it into the deep deep south...well done
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/23/2006
You certainly do know how to tell a tale! :-)
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen 7/23/2006
Your tales transport the soul, Dead Poet ;-)... Well done.
Peace,
Carolyn
Reviewed by Handsum Hart 7/23/2006
Lookout baywatch here comes bogwatch.

Smiles smiles smiles

Take care
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 7/23/2006
It'll be a joy to have an interesting personality like Katie on the cruise!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/23/2006
Goofy write....thanks for te smiles!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 7/23/2006
doing good
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 7/23/2006
Getting better and better each time! B&R
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 7/23/2006
She'll prolly tell you to bog off..
I thought this was gunna be about what you guys call bathrooms...
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/23/2006
ExasperEd You have filled the DPS ship with unique characters found nowhere else (except perhaps insanityville;)and this cruise is worth far more than you're asking!I say raise the rates and keep the dullards away, we have all the best at DPS! Yay Team! (Is OgreEd trying to shed his former image, by distracting us with all these fantastic comics;-)

ET
Reviewed by George Carroll 7/23/2006
Oh those bogs I know them well having pulled maneuvers in them. Trecherous.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/23/2006
No matter what I tell people about you, bro', you are alright...& sometimes as well just a little bit left...e & r
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 7/23/2006
I love you poetry because you dig history buried in the sideways of the road of TIME:
Thanks my friend
Reviewed by Peter Paton 7/23/2006
Dead Poet

You are a signing agent extraordinaire.
What a notable and exemplary team of experts and professionals you are acquiring for this magnificent Ghost Ship Cruise ( Marie Celeste )...I sure hope we all return in one piece...

I've got plans for the future...;)
Welcome aboard Pommy Kate...:)

Peter
Reviewed by A PAX 7/23/2006
LOL very cute.....you never know what talents people have!!!
What bravery!!!!
LOL.........good poem........
pax Anita

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Where The Redwing Sings

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My Dog Is My Hero

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Curious Creatures - Wondrous Waifs, My Life with Animals

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Through Katrina's Eyes, Poems from an Animal Rescuer's Soul

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Cemetery Island

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Gold River Canyon

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Mystery of Madera Canyon

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