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  A Challenge To My Brother Ed
by Mr. Ed
Friday, September 15, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.

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ďI make more money than he,

He only works for free,

When he does Cluck everyone can see,

What a funny looking Duck he does certainly be."

AD Member Ed Matlack

From His Extremely Cruel Poem

Brotherly Love (For My Brother the Duck)

I tried everything I could

To reconcile with my brother

And I tried extremely hard

To pacify our dear old mother

But itís sadly very obvious to me now

That my other brother Ed is very cruel

So I Hereby Officially Do Now Declare

Iím Challenging Him to a Racing Duel

Iíve now spent every last dime that I had

To purchase this expensive monster truck

Iím just so duck gone sick and tired of him

Continuing to make fun of my brotherly cluck

Iíve already reserved the racing track

This should be a fabulous sporting event

And to all our family and friends everywhere

The gold embossed invitations have been sent

So I really hope that my other brother Ed

Wonít ĎChicken Outí and start to Squeal

And he better invent a Turbo Charger

For his teeny weeny little Fart Mobile

ďGentlemen, Start Your Engines,

The Fart Mobile vs. The Monster Cluck;

And May the Best Brother Named Ed Win,

We At the Speedway Wish Both of You Luck!Ē

ďAnd Ladies and Gentlemen in Our Audience,

Whether that Fart Mobile Goes Fast or Slow,

We Suggest You All Now Don Your Gas Masks,

Those Exhaust Fumes Are Really Gonna Blow!Ē

©2006, Monster Cluck Ed

Whoís Top Duck Now, Little Bro?

And I Hope Youíre Not Too Slow,

Or You Just Might End Up As Road Kill,

Go Teeny Weeny Little Fart Mobile, Go!

And have you heard the joke

About the duck that ran over the man?

Now thatís a Good One,


Got Enough Beans, Bro?!

And My Special Thanks to Eileen

For the Inspiration for This Challenge

Iím Sending You a Front Row Ticket

To This Exciting Racing Event

Youíll Be Sitting Right Next to Rufuz

And Near a Speedway Fresh Air Vent

And Donít Worry About a Gas Mask

Good Old Rufuz Always Carries a Few

Since He Does Live With - You Know Who

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Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 9/22/2006
What a wonderful way to settle a brotherly dispute, on the raceway...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead 9/19/2006
well done
Reviewed by J M 9/16/2006
LOL Ed this is another one in the seires you have so much you always offer......
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 9/15/2006
This is a delightful series of brotherly love :-)
Reviewed by Jennifer Croy 9/15/2006
This was funny Mr. Ed and I love the monster truck go! go, duck, go! great poem a sure delight. Jennifer
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 9/15/2006
Now let Ducks rule the show..hO HO HO!!

Eddie GO GO GO...don't tell but I am voting for the DUCKSQUAD!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/15/2006
hahahahaha I can't wait to see little brother farty ed's response. What a race this will be,too bad only one can win, and I will whisper to the wind which one I choose;-)Thanks for the seat with Rufuz,he's my pal;-)We will root for the brothers to finish in a tie!;-) Tiger Lily
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/15/2006
Nascar will never be the same; Matt Kenseth, watch out!! Ed and Ed are hot on your trail! LOL Very well done, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *grins*
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 9/15/2006
A sibling rivalry taken to the nth degree...go boys go! I won't take sides but you can be sure that I will be wearing a military grade gas mask and a full body rain suit when the fart mobile passes my just never know when the fart mobile exhaust system might offer us up a little more than we bargained for...LOL
Take care,
Reviewed by Peter Paton 9/15/2006

I concur completely with Victor below
Keep poor old Mom in mind..
Rave on !

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 9/15/2006
For sure I'll be eating no qwackers or beans before coming to the Speedway. May the best Quacker...or Old Fart win!!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/15/2006
Gentlemen, start your engines!!!!!!!!! Oh, Ed, this race is gonna be a doozy! Can't wait to read more, Ed. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader) 9/15/2006
May the best Ed win. This is funny, don't fight lads. Think of poor ole mum. Victor
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/15/2006
Ah a challenge, now where is that damned gauntlet when I need it, okay so I will use one of Ruffies leather work gloves, take that duck across the face...hope you like fart smelling dust cause you will be eating it soon...& to call me cruel, how dare you...! After mom wanted to throw you in a dumpster and I, yes I, intervened and got her to keep you...ed

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