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  A Challenge To My Brother Ed
by Mr. Ed
Friday, September 15, 2006
Rated "G" by the Author.

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ďI make more money than he,


He only works for free,


When he does Cluck everyone can see,


What a funny looking Duck he does certainly be."



AD Member Ed Matlack


From His Extremely Cruel Poem


Brotherly Love (For My Brother the Duck)




I tried everything I could


To reconcile with my brother


And I tried extremely hard


To pacify our dear old mother



But itís sadly very obvious to me now


That my other brother Ed is very cruel


So I Hereby Officially Do Now Declare


Iím Challenging Him to a Racing Duel



Iíve now spent every last dime that I had


To purchase this expensive monster truck


Iím just so duck gone sick and tired of him


Continuing to make fun of my brotherly cluck



Iíve already reserved the racing track


This should be a fabulous sporting event


And to all our family and friends everywhere


The gold embossed invitations have been sent



So I really hope that my other brother Ed


Wonít ĎChicken Outí and start to Squeal


And he better invent a Turbo Charger


For his teeny weeny little Fart Mobile




ďGentlemen, Start Your Engines,


The Fart Mobile vs. The Monster Cluck;


And May the Best Brother Named Ed Win,


We At the Speedway Wish Both of You Luck!Ē



ďAnd Ladies and Gentlemen in Our Audience,


Whether that Fart Mobile Goes Fast or Slow,


We Suggest You All Now Don Your Gas Masks,


Those Exhaust Fumes Are Really Gonna Blow!Ē




©2006, Monster Cluck Ed




Whoís Top Duck Now, Little Bro?


And I Hope Youíre Not Too Slow,


Or You Just Might End Up As Road Kill,


Go Teeny Weeny Little Fart Mobile, Go!



And have you heard the joke


About the duck that ran over the man?



Now thatís a Good One,


HO HO HO!



Got Enough Beans, Bro?!



And My Special Thanks to Eileen


For the Inspiration for This Challenge



Iím Sending You a Front Row Ticket


To This Exciting Racing Event


Youíll Be Sitting Right Next to Rufuz


And Near a Speedway Fresh Air Vent



And Donít Worry About a Gas Mask


Good Old Rufuz Always Carries a Few


Since He Does Live With - You Know Who






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Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 9/22/2006
What a wonderful way to settle a brotherly dispute, on the raceway...

Chrissy
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 9/19/2006
well done
Reviewed by J M 9/16/2006
LOL Ed this is another one in the seires you have so much you always offer......
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 9/15/2006
This is a delightful series of brotherly love :-)
Reviewed by Jennifer Croy 9/15/2006
This was funny Mr. Ed and I love the monster truck go! go, duck, go! great poem a sure delight. Jennifer
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 9/15/2006
Now let Ducks rule the show..hO HO HO!!

Eddie GO GO GO...don't tell but I am voting for the DUCKSQUAD!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/15/2006
hahahahaha I can't wait to see little brother farty ed's response. What a race this will be,too bad only one can win, and I will whisper to the wind which one I choose;-)Thanks for the seat with Rufuz,he's my pal;-)We will root for the brothers to finish in a tie!;-) Tiger Lily
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/15/2006
Nascar will never be the same; Matt Kenseth, watch out!! Ed and Ed are hot on your trail! LOL Very well done, Ed; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *grins*
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 9/15/2006
A sibling rivalry taken to the nth degree...go boys go! I won't take sides but you can be sure that I will be wearing a military grade gas mask and a full body rain suit when the fart mobile passes my seat...you just never know when the fart mobile exhaust system might offer us up a little more than we bargained for...LOL
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Peter Paton 9/15/2006
Ed

I concur completely with Victor below
Keep poor old Mom in mind..
Rave on !

Peter
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks 9/15/2006
For sure I'll be eating no qwackers or beans before coming to the Speedway. May the best Quacker...or Old Fart win!!

Micke
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/15/2006
Gentlemen, start your engines!!!!!!!!! Oh, Ed, this race is gonna be a doozy! Can't wait to read more, Ed. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader) 9/15/2006
May the best Ed win. This is funny, don't fight lads. Think of poor ole mum. Victor
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/15/2006
Ah a challenge, now where is that damned gauntlet when I need it, okay so I will use one of Ruffies leather work gloves, take that duck across the face...hope you like fart smelling dust cause you will be eating it soon...& to call me cruel, how dare you...! After mom wanted to throw you in a dumpster and I, yes I, intervened and got her to keep you...ed

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