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  Isle of Capri Pee Wee Memories
by Mr. Ed
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.

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I was gonna post the next chapter


In the Epic Battle of The Eds,


Until I read this on AD yesterday:



Oh yes, he can fool everyone but me,


Because I was his nurse, on the Isle of Capri,


When he was just plain Ed, and he married me,


His Big brother, Jersey Devil, was our Best Man,


All before my Pee Wee Ed cooked up his crazy plan.



And Rufuz, our loyal family dog, cared for us all,


Now he says he doesnt know me, of all the gall!


Now that I've exposed him, I hope he'll be happy,


For never again, will he get to see Ed Island, or me!



Tiger Lily Ed


From Her Extremely Cruel Poem,


Shapeshifting Dog ED





Oh, how Ive tried to block out these memories


But now she has posted them for all on AD to see


I guess since they say that all is fair in love and war


I may as well finish this sad story she started about me



Yes, its true ; all those many years ago I was shipwrecked


And somehow, barely alive, I washed up on the Isle of Capri


And yes, Tiger Lily Ed managed to nurse me back to health


Although I suffered from total amnesia, she cooed, Marry Me!



But without consulting me about who we should invite


She flew in my Jersey Devil Brother, to be Her Best Man


And now, in retrospect, as I think back on those Capri days


This must have all been part of her extremely diabolical plan



After the wedding ceremony was over, Jersey Devil Ed stayed on


I guess I always knew there was something going on between them


So ten years after my brother arrived for our wedding day ceremony


I sadly boarded my old ship and left Capri, never looking back again



And as you can see in this old picture, the day I sailed away, forever


Neither my brother nor my wife even glanced my way to say good-bye


At least faithful old Rufuz looks like hes extremely sad to see me leave


And I guess I better just end this poem now, cause I think Im gonna cry



Some people wonder why the War between the Ed Clan will never end


Giving Jersey Devil my wife, our dog, and the very lovely Isle of Capri


Should have been quite enough for both Jersey Devil and Tiger Lily Ed


And yet, they so very eagerly plot to take even Ed Island away from me



And Im sorry this very sad tale had to be posted here in AD



But they started itSo very long ago



And Im not putting this poem in my comic book,


Its just too darn heart wrenching for kids to read.



I bet they made a fortune on the Villa, too




2007, An Extremely Sad Mr. Pee Wee Noah Ed





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Reviewed by Jerry Engler 9/5/2007
Edward, Edward, betrayed by a woman, so sad, but don't give up. This just can't be your ferocious air-conditioned Apache can it? Please tell us what to do. Out here we've begun raising war bonds for you. It's worked for us before. We supported Prince Edward in the can and Prince Edward on the can. I want to go on public record right now as supporting Pee Wee as the prettiest, fairest, most intelligemt, most talented, on and on ad nauseum Ed on planet earth, no rivals whatsoever. Besides that, he goes skinny dipping, and he reviews my stuff--what would I do without him? Hang in there bestest Ed...Jerry
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 9/5/2007
Memories are good for the soul but don't buy a bottle of rum at the liquor store.
Georg
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 9/5/2007
Hmmm, strange how things come back to haunt us...enjoyed this tale much my friend...still have to say Awwww!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 9/4/2007
Awwwww! Maybe you should not have left the Isle of Capri and perhaps things would have changed some over the years. A sad tale you reveal......

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 9/4/2007
Oh how sad and yes, not a tale for the eyes of children but great for the adult version...I hope the other ed's will see what they are really like and join you in this war. Lady J
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 9/4/2007
Pee Wee,
such a travesty - but you are lucky to have TWO of everything!

Kathy
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 9/4/2007
Oh Noah Pee Wee Ed, it doesn't matter about them, we love you! And as Salty Walt says, come on down to St.Croix. I won't make you wear lacy things! I promise on my word of honor as a pirate.
Lacy Annie
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 9/4/2007
Sorry Ed but I have to agree Barbara and Holly, what goes around, comes around. Nice write, thanks for sharing.
Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Barbara Smith 9/4/2007
Ed, what goes around comes around...I'm sending you a handkerchief to catch your tears...loved it!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 9/4/2007
Awwwwwww...hugs to you Pee Wee!!

Love TinkY
Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/4/2007
You'll get yours you shapeshifting cheat, trying to get rid of me so more skirts you'll meet, making others feel sorry for you,spreading rumors of me and Jersey devil that are untrue...He is a gentleman unlike you, And to think my heart still goes out to you...I lament my tears all spent...

tigerlilyed no more____________
Reviewed by Edwin Larson 9/4/2007
A sad sad tale brother Ed.
At least ole Rufuz said goodbye
with a doggy tear stuck in his eye
while in yer villa the Tiger Lily
was in yer bed doin' yer brother silly
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader) 9/4/2007
Well ya know the old saying, 'What goes around comes around?" lol, love it! Holly
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 9/4/2007
When ye be feelin down and blue,
Remember there is always room for you,
On lovely Saint Croix,
The land of Love and joy.
(and a five star resturant)

Sadly Salty Walty
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/4/2007
Ed, I still love you, and you know that. You have posted a very witty, yet poignant poem; I feel sadness dripping from your pen. Hope you are okay; you are in my prayers, buddy! Very well done; bravo! Love the pic!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 9/4/2007
Oh dear... Perhaps Sir Paul and Heather Mills can give you some advice here, Dad. But to have your life saved is worth a pretty penny at the end of the day, no? Sounds like the classic tale of The Nurse getting her dues. Well, perhaps Rufuz might also like to take up on your Pee Wee Ark with some fellow animal shipmates as HIS recompense, now, too. Sounds like he might even be the best "nurse" to have around if that amnesia strikes again, and might even save your life a second time.... Ah the course of true love never did run smooth, that's for certain sure... High (in)Fidelity on the High Seas at High Noon... Could this be an ADULT version comic/caustic book? No doubt about it, family business is always the most messy... you just ask Willow... A lesson in steering clear of ralational Bermuda Triangles... love and commiserations, Kate xx
Reviewed by George Carroll 9/4/2007
Bitter sweet memories is all you have to comfort you.
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper 9/4/2007
What a sad ending to be sure. Now you're filled with woes someone needs to cure. Maybe another sweet Ed...Ed...Ed...what's her name will be truer and take you to her heart.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 9/4/2007
Millions we got for the villa,
Tiger Lily you used to call godzilla,
Till that day you did sail away with your flotilla...e
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 9/4/2007
Ed,

No matter what happened, I still love ya. :) We all have skeletons hidden away. Sometimes, they come into the light, and we do everything we can to put them back into the darkness.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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