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  A Strange Ed Posse, Indeed
by Mr. Ed
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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“An innocent man,

Knows there’s nothin to fear.”


One of Momma’s Many Proverbs


Ma just sent us this picture

Of this real strange posse

She says they showed up

Lookin for her Eds Three


She says they’re foreigners

And they talk kinda funny

And one of ‘em keeps birds

“They’re pickin yer nose, Sonny!”


“And they drink god-awful beer,

Somethin they called ‘La Bats;’

It tasted like Jersey’s old sox,

I up-chucked mine, out back.


“Then they wanted me to tell ‘em,

Where you three Ed boys were;

Don’t worry, my three Ed dears,

I’ve sent ‘em far, far, from there.


“And I just called up our President,

Tellin him these foreigners, are here;

He said that he’d surely take care of it,

And sent me a whole case of Coors Beer!


“God Bless America,

And My Three Ed Sons!


“With Love, Yer Old Ma,

You Three Ed Boys Have Fun!”


PS: And Remind Jersey Ed,

To Take Another Bath,

And Wash His Sox, Too.

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Reviewed by Mary Grace Patterson 1/29/2009
Delightful write ED. Keep on running!.....M
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 1/27/2009
Hmmmmmm, think I will put my money down on the "Canuck Gang"....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 1/27/2009

Andy and Don would be proud of this masterfully penned write - it's exceptional!! Great image as-well!!

Always the Best,

Reviewed by Kate Burnside 1/27/2009
Aha, so this is a cross-border thing... better get on the blower to Barack... he'll deal with this faster than you can say UNITED states of America and Canada... yes he can!!!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/27/2009
Most entertaining read...MORE PLEASE!!

Love tinky
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 1/27/2009
I remember meeting with Mama Ed and she wasn't looking out for her boys, She told us she kicked them out and wished they'd use their heads. I think she's just saving the good beer for herself as she keeps you boys on the run. Look at that picture, I think we are kinda cute.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 1/27/2009
A big laughm goes into the air. Sweet
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 1/27/2009
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/27/2009
HA! This series is so entertaining, Ed, well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 1/27/2009
Lol! I'm enjoying the story!
Reviewed by Bonnie May 1/27/2009
OH Momma's a hero and quick thinking at that. What a delight these writes are and hard to wait for the next. Fantastic write ED, Love and hugs, Bonnie
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 1/27/2009
Ya best be fearin pal, Rosie, just bought a brand new Seiler infrared scope with the gun to go with it, and should you be hidin in them thar bushes again, my nose will sniff ya out, it should be easy with that dutch beer you is drinking and stinkin up the place, and you just insulted my favourite beer La Bats, as well as my favourite birds all the same time thems fighten words my friend, and as for the Jay Inn, there are sure some strange Birds stayin there all the time, so you're not of the hook, I thinks Fee has something to say about that also, youse hoodlums are in trouble, and as fer talkin funny, youse be talkin funny when we takes a round out a yer.The president christ sake fight your own fights, callen on mummy to help my god, what sissies, by the way your mom had army boots on, they must have been yours, better run, we'll find yous, I am watching birds today , there is three that I'll pay special tention to, I see ya later, Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Felix Perry 1/27/2009
Hmnnn this the same Mommy Dearest that kicked ya all out, and ya best all ask her how she earned that shiny Canadian $2 coin...lets just say not as good as Canuck beaver but oh well...we're on our way boys so better dring that dishwater beer real fast like.
Hell For Leather Fee
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 1/27/2009
Dammit I no sooner get a bath in the Rio Grande and I get told to take another bath & I'll have you know my socks got caught in the current of the river and I bought brand spankin' new ones...ed
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