“An innocent man,
Knows there’s nothin to fear.”
One of Momma’s Many Proverbs
Ma just sent us this picture
Of this real strange posse
She says they showed up
Lookin for her Eds Three
She says they’re foreigners
And they talk kinda funny
And one of ‘em keeps birds
“They’re pickin yer nose, Sonny!”
“And they drink god-awful beer,
Somethin they called ‘La Bats;’
It tasted like Jersey’s old sox,
I up-chucked mine, out back.
“Then they wanted me to tell ‘em,
Where you three Ed boys were;
Don’t worry, my three Ed dears,
I’ve sent ‘em far, far, from there.
“And I just called up our President,
Tellin him these foreigners, are here;
He said that he’d surely take care of it,
And sent me a whole case of Coors Beer!
“God Bless America,
And My Three Ed Sons!
“With Love, Yer Old Ma,
You Three Ed Boys Have Fun!”
PS: And Remind Jersey Ed,
To Take Another Bath,
And Wash His Sox, Too.