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  Trackin The Old Devil Down
by Mr. Ed
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.

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A Pretty Wild and Entertaining,

Ancient Ed Family News Flash;

It Appears that Old Brother Edvard,

Saved Lots of Things, From Our Past.



“Don’t send him up here,

I got enough problems…”


Ed ‘Jersey Devil’ Matlack



“Don’t you dare send him out this way,

I never liked that mean old Cousin Ed!”


Eileen ‘Tiger Lily Ed’ Waldron



Our very wild old cousin, Ed Goggen

Recently escaped, from a southern jail

And, he’s now been spotted, headin north

With three old hounds, and two other males


I heard that he contacted Brother Edvard, in Sweden

Who told Cousin Ed, to head up the New Jersey shore

He told our Cuz, that Brother Jersey, would hide ‘em all

For at least the next several months, and hell, maybe more


“How the hell are we gonna find old Jersey Ed, way up there?”

Our wild old cousin, Ed Goggen and his pals, asked wily old Edvard

“I’m gonna Fed-Ex you boys a pair of Brother Jersey’s old jockeys,

Hell, just follow the scent, Cousin; it surely ain’t gonna be real hard!”


I just heard that old Cousin Ed and his pals, received that package

And, they are now somewhere in the vicinity of Jersey’s motor home

I’d sure hate to be the canine or the man, who had to sniff out that trail

But I sure hope Brother Jersey Ed pens a real nice ‘Welcome, Cuz, Poem!’


And don’t our old Cousin Ed Goggen,

Remind you of our old Brother Edvard?

I can recollect when I was a real young Ed,

Those two were always a schemin, in our yard.


And Good Luck To My Old Brother Jersey Ed,

Old Brother Edvard Is A Lot Meaner Than Me;

He Even Told ‘Em All About Jersey’s New Car,

Now That’s Real Danged Mean, Sure As Can Be.


Our very wild old cousin, Ed Goggen,

Recently escaped from a southern jail;

And, he’s now been spotted headin north,

With three old hounds, two other escapees,

And, Some Real Nasty Lookin Underwear!


“Don’t you just love it,

When our old Ed Family

Hangs out its dirty laundry?!”


Georg ‘Edvard’ Mateos



©2010, A Real Amused Brother Pee Wee Ed



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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/25/2010
Ed, yer a mess, but a good one! Love this witty write (and you)! Well done; bravo! Thanks for the grins!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 3/24/2010
Three old hounds have met their doom
For Jersey butt dust does consume
All life force so now it seems
Goggen's reunion's reduced to dreams
Reviewed by Felix Perry 3/24/2010
The hounds are on the trail or have passed out from the fumes...but either way the next little while should be interesting...
Reviewed by Andy Turner 3/24/2010
LOL. Ed, some of this is in Americanisms, well, to me.
Yay Birmingham jail. Down in the valley, the valley so low...
Maybe my brain is tired after 3 hrs of KF.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/24/2010
Oh my bro Ed! Thank God I'm on the other coast or I'd be real worried!
I hope they don't give Bro Jersey a bad time, you know we call him devil, but he's quite harmless! ole Edvard should have taken them in and taught them a lesson. I'll be prayin for Jersey,and maybe you can go and help him, Pee Weeeeeeeeeeee,your the brains in the family,and you know how to handle animals. sis tl
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 3/24/2010
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 3/24/2010
Righto!...the dumb crowd of cuz Ed Goggen approached the jersy fuzz and they are escortin' them to their Cuz Jersey Devil Ed's new car minus a bag of weed they had as present for the Devil as they said...

EDvard Ole Brother

Reviewed by Holly Ibbitson (Reader) 3/24/2010
Ha! done made me smile Ed!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/24/2010
Dirty laundry is right, but just look at my drawers in the pic, they are as white as white can be...I surely do keep em' clean with no track marks neither...;-)Jersey

(ps: they haven't shown up here yet & I hope they get pinched before hand as I don't want no visitors...e)
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 3/24/2010
Hahaha.....we've certainly all got dirty laundry in our families.....cute write, Ed.

Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope) 3/24/2010
wonderful, my friend.
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 3/24/2010
nice introduction!

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