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  Happy Birthday, Tiger Lily Ed!
by Mr. Ed
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
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“I Never Minded

Babysitting Brother Jersey;

He Was No Problem, At All.”


Our Sister ET (Tiger Lily Ed) Waldron



Today, the grand old Ed Family celebrates

The birthday of our dear Ed sister, Tiger Lily

She always knew how to handle Brother Jersey

She was actually the tough one, in our Ed family


After I became tired of watching the ‘Poopy Pants’ Jersey

Ma started dropping the little devil over at our sister’s place

And dear old Ma claims that Sis would put him in that cage

While playing with her dog, with an angelic smile on her face


And for a long time, I thought that Jersey was quite delusional

That he sat around smoking pot, conjuring up family conspiracies

But I’d have to say that our sister is the smartest one in our family

Putting old ‘Smelly Butt’ in old Fido’s cage, never occurred to me


Way To Go, Sis!!



And In a Truly Marvelous Coincidence This Year,

Sis’s Birthday Falls on Fat Tuesday - ‘Paczki Day;’

I’m Eating a Dozen Delicious Paczkis In Her Honor,

Happy, Happy Birthday, Sis, and Hip, Hip, Hooray!




©March 8, 2011, Her Loving Brother Pee Wee Ed



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 3/9/2011
Happy Birthday Indeed! But I see she forgot to line the cage bottom. Patrick
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/9/2011
wow! my famous brother pee weeeeeeeee truly loves me ma! he used to be such a pain in the arse,always bringing animals home for me to take care of,the neighbors tried to poison them all, he had a regular zoo,don't know how we got away with it.thank you bro for remembering my bday and thank Rebecca for taking you off my hands;-) ;-) heehee
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 3/9/2011
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 3/8/2011
Great piece filled with great memories and a photo too! Happy Birthday Eileen with many more ahead....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 3/8/2011
Reviewed by John Flanagan 3/8/2011
You, Ed, are a wicked man..and a delight.
What a great picture and what a happy occasion.

Reviewed by Tom Hyland 3/8/2011




Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 3/8/2011
Happy Birthday to you sweet ET ..what a beautiful family sighhhhh..Hugsss lovely indeed sweet man..
Reviewed by Lew Duffey 3/8/2011
Ole poopy pants, hug.
Guess who the tough one was in our family. You guessed it. My sister.
God bless,
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/8/2011
Adorable write, Ed, and happy birthday, Eileen! May it be your best birthday EVER!! Love you (and love you as well, Ed)!

(((HUGS))) and much love (to you both!)~

As always, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/8/2011
What a bad brother am I, I completely forgot about this birthday making her the OLDEST in the family, besides Ma...can you blame me though, look where she used to stick me & what Ed calls me when he writes of wonder I have such self confidence problems...well anyways Happy Birthday, sis...(see, I can be civil if given the chance)e
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 3/8/2011
Adorable! I celebrated my dog's 12th birthday yesterday.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 3/8/2011
Hahahaha! That picture is hilarious, Ed! Happy BDay to your sis...a fine tribute indeed! giggle

Reviewed by m j hollingshead 3/8/2011
chuckle, and happy birthday to ET

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