“We Love Pets,
They Are Always Welcome Here!”
The Website Promoting Their Hotels and Resorts
“Any Employee Caught Feeding or Helping These Cats,
Will Be Terminated – Period.”
A Resort Corporation Executive
There are many feral cat colonies
All across our immense nation today
The offspring of our pet ‘throw-aways’
These innocents are now vilified, everyday
Down in Orlando, Florida, these Anti-Animal Days
These feral cat colonies, have been around a long time
Felines residing around vacation resorts, were welcomed
But what they are doing to these creatures now, is a crime
The Loews Corporation has hired Pest Control Contractors
Who trap these felines, and leave them baking in the hot sun
Hotel employees, who attempt to help these innocent victims
Now find themselves ostracized, and their employment is done
Several animal welfare groups like the national Alley Cat Allies
Have offered to humanely trap, and re-locate, these innocent cats
But in our cruel, animal hating days, in this barbaric nation of ours
All requests to corporate personnel to help are dismissed, just like that
I have seen the work of Pest Control Contractors, and it is not a pretty sight
They’ll often leave animals rotting in their traps, for days and weeks at a time
With no food or water, and with no protection at all, from the weather extremes
Whenever I find their traps, I free their victims, and my act is considered the crime
Pest Controllers cruelly drown their victims
Those which are still alive inside their cages
I have sadly found many dead trapped animals
That didn’t live long enough for the drowning stage
One of the rescued felines in my home today
Had been an innocent victim of ‘Pest Control’
She quickly blossomed into a real sweetheart
And today, both my spouse and I love her so
And I really don’t care much for Florida
But if I should ever find myself there again
I’ll never again stay at another Loews Resort
My patronage of this corporation is at an end
©The Extremely Sad Spring of 2012, Mr. Ed