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Barbecue
by Franz L Kessler

Tuesday, April 06, 2004
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Some like barbecue, some like salad.
The struggle between meateaters and vegetarians will remain unresolved in the upcoming Presidential vote.

A looney poem embe dded in nonsense.


 

Sliced Sizzling Bush-baby, Gently Broiled

Seasoned With Heinz Kerry Catchup

And Served With Fried Rice


Spoils Surrogate Appetites Of The

Silent Salad Majority


 

Caution: Eat slowly. Otherwise may lead to 'Irritable Powell Syndrom'
 

(c) 2004 by Franz L. Kessler




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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/12/2004
Hilarious Franz, I had missed you late, so checked here at your page to see if you were still with us...apparently in all your humor, you are thank the gods...hope you're well? Peace, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 4/9/2004
LOL.....Great work Franz.

Ty for the grin ;)

Dani
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 4/9/2004
Fortunately Franz I only way 150 and can eat anything. Bet me! But anyway, it all comes out in the end doesn't it? Ha, Ha, Happy Easter!
Bill Murray
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 4/7/2004
Me too, Andy! Fortunately, I have a bag of barbecue flavored fritos to tide me over. By the way, Franz, I like salad, too.
Reviewed by William Bonilla 4/7/2004
great kool and yummy
excellent write

William
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 4/7/2004
Terific, now i'm hungry:)))
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 4/7/2004
LOL. Franz! I never knew you had such a wonderful sense of humor. Very clever. ~ Sara
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 4/7/2004
As far as politicians go Franz...
I just lost my appetitie...LOL..
I dislike them all.....as for food..
I find a little of each is the best
way to go...as far as your poem...
EXCELLENT....GREAT LITTLE GEM...floria
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/7/2004
funny write, franz! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in burleson, karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Christine Morell 4/7/2004
A looney poem for a looney lady. This has made me laugh today!
~Chrissie
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz 4/7/2004
Mouthwateringly hilarious!!!

I think.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 4/7/2004
I can eat tons of salad as long as there is Blue Cheese.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/6/2004
hahaha Franz this is priceless! Thanks for
making me laugh out loud!Very witty!;-)LOL
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/6/2004
A looney poem? Yes; but quite appropriate for our nonsensical times!
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 4/6/2004
Oh Dear, I loved this! excellent!

Reindeer
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