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  Donít Let the Door Hit Your Rear
by Michael Charles Messineo
Saturday, July 17, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.

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In an effort to create new characters for my next book, I am stepping into this cowboys boots who wants to write songs for Nashville. Unfortunately his songs just miss the mark, but I am having lots of fun creating the songs for him. This is song 2 of 10 that I will write in the next few months. Apologies to you song writers out there.

Song 1 = She's Gone. Hooray!!
Song 2 = Donít Let the Door Hit Your Rear





She is only as good as my last pair of socks.
Said our goodbyes and changed all the locks.
Divvied up radios, the dogs and the beers,
get your ass out right now, donít let the door hit your rear.

Been married eight years, going on nine.
She no longer appealed to my simple mind.
She watched Springer and Oprah and always cried tears,
get your ass out right now, donít let the door hit your rear.

She had Tupperware parties and painted her toes.
Then she went punk, put a ring through her nose.
Walked through the mall, no bra, courting cheers,
get your ass out right now, donít let the door hit your rear

Took my fishing rods and sold them at her garage sale.
My singing fish, my bass boat, this ainít no fake tale.
She sold all my treasures with memories so dear,
so I kicked her ass out, and now I can cheer.



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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 8/29/2004
How can this miss? with a 'hook' like you've got here. I find your rhythm and rhymes really infectious, perfectly 'tuned'... (smile) Damned fine stuff! katy xox.
Reviewed by Sherry Gibson 8/19/2004
Michael,

Keep on writing them. Such humor is perfect with my morning coffee!

Sherry
Reviewed by Amira van Kerk 7/19/2004
Obviously she's in menopause.
Why don't you put her on HRT before you kick her out???
Great song. It will surely hit the top.
Reviewed by Rose L 7/18/2004
Michael,

Nashville had best get ready to welcome it's next bright, shining star! This is as country as it gets.....and I can almost hear the tune in my mind. I loved the ending! P.S. I think I've seen this woman at my mall.......and being braless was the least of her jiggling issues. LOL

~Rose~
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 7/18/2004
Hahahaha! This should sell well, wish I could hear the melody! I enjoyed!
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 7/18/2004
Sounds alot like a Texas divorce to me! *grin* Cute write Michael. Lisa
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 7/17/2004
Laughing... cute write/song, Michael.
Reviewed by Linda Hill 7/17/2004
Good song, Michael....
Keep them coming!

~Linda
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 7/17/2004
This could make the hit list, I mean hit country songs list!!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/17/2004
Oh man, a bass boat and fishing rods, she did sell,
Therein she went way to far, better to kill her,
Than throw her out, she would have learned her lesson, here and now...

another good future song, Mike, Peace, Ed & Rufuz

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Maddy's Secret: The Search For Einstein's Lost Work

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