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Honky Tonk Laptop Girl
by Londis Carpenter
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
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Country Song. Someone is bound to do one of these soon so I just thought I better get mine out there right away.

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Honky-Tonk Laptop Girl


One night I caught my ba-by on the in-ter-net

hon-ky tonk-ing with a dude she has ne-ver met.

She says it is-nt cheat-ing, when you chat on line.

I think its just the same as when youre mak-ing time.

My ba-bys hon-ky tonk-ing on the in-ter-net.

Shes a lap-top ma-maIm gon-na leave her yet

I came home a-fter wor-king all day nine to five.

I caught her in a chat room with that same guys jive.

I woke up in the morn-ing a-bout half past two

And shes still on her lap-top, whats a man to do?

Shes the hon-ky-tonk la-dy of the in-ter-net.

Shes a lap-top ma-maIm gon-na leave her yet

I think Ill buy a lap-topdo the same thing too,

Find me a gal who likes to chat and pitch some woo

She says it isnt cheat-ing when you chat on line.

I won-der if shell still say that when I get mine.

My ba-bys hon-ky tonk-ing on the in-ter-net

Shes a lap-top ma-ma butI cant leave her yet

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Reviewed by J MC 11/26/2010
Yehah!! Another winner!1 MC
Reviewed by CJ Heck 12/14/2006
Excellent, and I love the beat to it!
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 6/11/2005
Lololol ... Londis, I just love your sense of humour. Do read, "Computer Love," - the could be effects of hon-ky tonk-ing on the in-ter-net. Lol.

God bless,

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/1/2005
This one rocks.....reminded me of the song "my honkytong angel"...or something like that!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 6/1/2005
I think you have a hit on your hands!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/1/2005
a sure fire hit! grand ole opry, watch out; here comes londis! :) the next big star in country music!! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :d
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/1/2005

Laffin too hard to review--what a hit!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS)))And love, Karla. :)
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