I once loved a boy
So passionate and wild
Until he broke my heart to pieces
For what he did without his breaches
From then on I had the heart of Hades
To him I say, curl up and die
May you never again enjoy the pleasures
That your manhood was meant to offer
May the hairs around your “staff”
Grow wild and strangle it to death.
May you never be firm again
So every woman can be safe from your deadly weapon
Oh God hear my cries
And save us from this loose cannon.