Old Smokey
(To the tune of On Top of Old Smokey)
by
J.P. Singer
( For National Smoke Out Day)
That famous Old Smokey
Whose top was once white,
Is covered in ashes
From smokers’ delight!
Those cancerous smoke rings
Folks blow in the air
Won’t brighten tomorrow,
All young ones beware!
They’ll flatten your bankbook,
They’ll lessen your wealth,
But what’s more important,
They’ll ruin your health!
Come all you Non-smokers,
It’s time to unite.
Let’s join in the smoke-out,
For clean air we’ll fight!