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Dirty Limerick # 1369
by Budd Nelson

Saturday, August 04, 2012
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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not for those who do not enjoy a little risque humor


Ole' one eye the cherry picker
always hung out in Groinville near
by his friends Harry and Curly
looking for girls they liked to be.

Harry and Curly got lazy
so One Eye was going crazy
in a snit to find some piece
he called in Rosie for release.

Rosie came down ready for gramps
but her four friends were having cramps
so Ole' One Eye is laying limp
feeling forlorn and like a wimp.

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 8/8/2012
I sure like your character development.

Ron
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson 8/5/2012
And the best laid plans
of (mice and) men....

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by pat medlin 8/5/2012
funny
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 8/5/2012
Be it a limerick or not does not bother me...it is funny & that is the main point...(no postings from the "not a limerick" person) e
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 8/4/2012
Oh!! Come on!! For real??

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 8/4/2012
Sounds like bad news all around, Budd.
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 8/4/2012
Ehhhh, well lol.... very well done! Ehhhh good limerick... really laughing here.

:)

Love and Light
Lily



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