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Taxes, Phalli, and the Banker
by Scott D. Zachary
Thursday, March 18, 2004
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For the first time in years, I've completed my corporate tax accounting without numerous deadline extensions. For that I have my Honey Bunny to thank. The following is the gist of my feelings about tax accounting in general:



Taxes, Phalli, and the Banker

By Scott D. Zachary
Copyright 2004


The entrepreneur slings
His mighty sword;
The tax man sings
A note of concord.

The entrepreneur diligently nibbles
At his hard-earned score.
The tax man quibbles;
What went to the other shore?

The entrepreneur raises the stakes,
Giving way to embolden the banker.
The tax man takes
Like a phallic wanker.


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/19/2004
I just finished filing mine. Nice humor, Scott. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz 3/19/2004
Oh, Scott...this is priceless!!!
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 3/18/2004
Gotta love your endings, Scott. Thanks for the smile.

Hugs!
Reviewed by Lori Moore 3/18/2004
LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
Reviewed by Franz Kessler 3/18/2004
Yes, Scott, I can feel your frustration with tax. There isn't much heroism in the wide field of tax collection. Wasn't it President Franklin, who said: "There are only two certain things, death and tax." I don't love accountants, particularly when they run my business. Franz
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/18/2004
A phallic wanker, I freakin' love it, I wish I thought of that combination, I could have used that for a poem of some kind, that is so funny, I wont but it is really cool nonetheless...the whole little diddy was fun as well, you have excellent sense of humor; you should write more humor...enjoyed, Peace thru Friendship, Ed *&* Rufuz (AkA, Woofie)


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