by Scott D. Zachary
Sunday, July 25, 2004
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By Scott D. Zachary
Since this is my buddy Ed’s big FIVE-O,
I decided to buy him a brand-new Hummer.
The dealer said "No" when I asked him to drop one zero;
Slumping my shoulders, I said, "What a bummer!"
I pleaded: "But this is for my favorite dickweed,
And he would be thrilled, indeed."
The dealer said, "Obviously, you can’t afford a Hummer;
Get him the next best thing—a Zoomer!"
So I gathered my pennies and went to the local Zoomer dealer;
I bought my friend something much better than a four-wheeler.
Rather than just rolling around on the earth,
Ed’s Zoomer will fly like the wind upon the anniversary of his birth!
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|Reviewed by Amira van Kerk
|Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
|This is GREEAAAATTT!!!|
|Reviewed by Kate Clifford
|Love it! I am sure he will too :-)|
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Oh this is cute...I will buy him a Broomer.lol!!
|Reviewed by Nordette Adams
|Reviewed by autumn blair-strange
|Scott,i'm with May Lu;"Heeeheee!"...yes,'twas pretty cute..the Zoomer sounds like my kind of contraption to get around with(smile)i like it...tons-o-hugs,Autumn|
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|I don't care what a Zoomer is, if its free, I will take it, even from DW!
But I really would want a Hummer, instead...Hey Peace bro', Ed & Rufuz ("hey uncle Scott, will there be a side car for me, love rufuz")
|Reviewed by Sandie Angel
|Heeeheee! This was cute! Love this.
Sandie May Angel
|Reviewed by Tami Ryan
|So what exactly is a Zoomer, Scott? (lol)