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Okay, Who Ordered the Freakin Rain...
by Ed Matlack
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Such a nice day it was, why ruin its memory with rain...?

Okay, Who Ordered the Freakin’ Rain?


May not have been beautiful today,

But at least it was freakin’ dry, so why,

Is it someone ordered the stinkin’ rain, who can I blame?


Just started at around eight, woke me up, slept too late,

Oh well, my new route tomorrow doesn’t start till noon,

I hope it doesn’t rain through out, else I may swoon…


I realize that March showers bring April showers as well,

So we can finally get May flowers, that we can sell at the dell,

But does it have to ruin a perfectly good day, by starting the night before?


Stupid questions I know, without answers, and still the rain does flow,

From the clouds above, down to the ground, making for me an interesting sound,

Wouldn’t it be funny if just once, the rain were to “go up” instead of coming down?

                     © ed – 3/14/04





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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Now wouldn't that be funny...just blame it on the bunny!!

Yip if it rains here no work no pay.......just toothdecay!!

A pain in the butt!!

love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Now that would be a sight. Here we also got high winds with the rain.
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