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by Ed Matlack

Sunday, May 23, 2004
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Humor at the expense of another, so much fun, till it is my turn & I am sure with the two I started with, I am about to be inundated in "roastEd"



Confuzzled is Andy,


He does make the best kids stories, just dandy,


With his cohort in crime, he has to take his time,


As old as he is, even traffic lights do confuse his mind…



I see no problem with lights in red, green and yellow,


Must be, however, the drink that makes him mellow,


Hear such I do, he drinks as does his cohort, shots called jello…



Not sure what they are made of, but I hear they put you under the table,


So belly up to the bar boys, drink as much as you like as long as you are able,


So confused they make one, that he cannot be worth much,


During that time, when he drinks so much, he cannot be very stable…



So, Andy, my friend and cohort to Mr. K., feel free to respond to this roast today,


If you can find your pen, your keyboard and your brain, yes I did say,


Unless you did, in your inebriated condition last eve, lose your brain down the drain,


I find I cannot in all honesty even conceive…


                   © ed- 5/23/04






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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 5/24/2004
LOLOL, to near the truth, well done on the katy.

My comps been down since I added a palm top, so that's splatted.

Great homour, still laughing my matey.

Humour is the best, and not as easy as one makes it look, top drawer ED...

Oh in yanky land you don't have amber? well done...
Reviewed by William Bonilla 5/23/2004
Kool write ...Ed
looks like my corner traffic light

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger 5/23/2004
Now where exactly am I supposed to make that darn right hand turn? You’re a Hoot!!! It looks like world war III is about to start between the two nations…lol. Better you than me…lol. Guard Rufuz, the Grey Wolf I heard is getting healthy. Good write Poet.
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 5/23/2004
Great little write Ed, but I think I have seen that intersection before, somewhere around Trenton I believe. LOL
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 5/23/2004
Jaysus.. I just hit the same spot on my head! I haven't laughed this hard since last Tuesday.. (or maybe it was Friday.. how should I know?) Hmmm.. sooooo.. you're onto Andy now, eh? Better watch out, or he might SPLAT you! He likes to do that, you know. Well, if anyone(s) needed roasting around here it was those two... they were separated at birth, you know.. yep! Who could put up with BOTH of their shenanigans at the same time? hmmm? (giggle) Keep going, Mr. M... who's next? (grin) DON'T YOU DARE! I'm outta here.. katy xox.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/23/2004
Okay...NOW what do we do when the light turns green (or even red or yellow??)?? LOL

That is me, too...confuzzled! LOL aDORable write; thanks for sharing! Enjoyed~!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/23/2004
For the record: Andy and I do eat those little jello cubes - they give them to us at the Institute - every day. But, they contain our medication, not what you think they do! And they say these jello cubes will make us all better.

Since they taste quite good, I hope it takes a while!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/23/2004

that's me all over--confuzzled :)

adored this write--thanks for writing it! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Katryn Dougherty 5/23/2004
great picture
I think we are all a bit confuzzled now :)
excellent poem
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/23/2004
Got me confused just by looking at those damn lights....looked like a Xmas tree to me at!!

Good luck buddy!!

love Tinka
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