A light does shine at the end of my sewer line…

Could the light be a satanical hell?

Or some rats climbing up from the well,

I cannot quite place it, I cannot quite tell,

What it maybe, this light from down where it really does smell…

I am not going to go down and check,

Maybe call a plumber, oh what the heck,

Its only sewage and poop, why waste money on a tech,

I will just take the “plunge”, and try to enjoy my trek…

Rufuz says he knows nothing of it,

This light that comes from where I shit,

No, no, the light is in my sewer not my butt,

If it were there I would be making a big buck,

All around the world I would be going just to strut my lit up butt...

          © ed ~ 2/2/05