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Snacking on Nails by Ed Matlack Monday, August 15, 2005 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Disgusting.........
Snacking on Nails… If it ain’t my finger nails, And out of season are the snails, Sometimes I even look at Ruffies tail, Instead there are always tasty little toenails… If kept clean with water and soap, Some do want to kiss them like they do the pope, Not disease ridden are they, at least so they hope, Sometimes to make them snack, I have to them tie up with rope… Dipped in vinegar and oil, They may taste a bit like aluminum foil, Gotta get the big toe first, That can be eaten raw, the others you can, after removal, boil… © ed ~ 8/15/05

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed	8/16/2005

I like throwing them on the old Weber grill - very tasty with hot dogs and brats. Pet nails work well, too, if you've chewed your own down to the nub, and you're in a bind.




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	8/16/2005

Oh gross....yukky....yikes....have you lost "something" whenyou took tha last skinny dive in the ocean?? Nutz weird and totally cookoes write...have you eaten the wrong five leaf plants and thought it was veggies?? HeheheheR...ufus call your mommy, your Daddy is Not feeling well OKAY!!!!!! Love Tink-A-Lot




Reviewed by ~ Chanti	8/16/2005

ewwwww Ed, you're such a boy! Sorry but it had to be said. wrinkles her nose up Still I'm laughing. There is good in that. Take care Chanti




Reviewed by Leah Wilson	8/16/2005

Ed..I think they have meds for that..lol, lol. Love, Leah




Reviewed by Cynth'ya cynthyaspeaks@gmail.com	8/15/2005

GoodNESS Ed . . . I hope you don't hit an artery while chewing on those tootsies of yours. As always, whenever I visit, you amaze me with your uncanny wit and between the eyes subject matter. (Eyeew! toe jam!) blessin's and smiles, cynth'ya




Reviewed by Kate Clifford	8/15/2005

Never had the taste for tasting nails but I have heard a few people have a problem with it...........:-)