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3 Shorts for your reading pleasure (1 for Tinka & 1 for John Z &...)
by Ed Matlack

Friday, August 19, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Three Shorts for your reading pleasure…(1 for Tinka, & 1 for John Z &)


Teaching Tinka…


A few days & reviews back,

Asked was I what is a rack,

Some may call them instead a stack,

A big set of boobs are a rack and that’s a fact…J



Thanks to John Zimmerman…


Thanks for crowning me the great avatar of cosmidelic ruminations,

You will howsoever be required to attend the ceremony,

The ceremony so far has many unforeseen & far reaching complications,

But as time does pass, all will be ironed out, as per my expectations,

You are required to speak & be sure to include your congratulations…J


Beliefs or the lack thereof…


Everyone has his or her own beliefs,

If I am not preached to I feel no grief,

But preach to me and tell me of your god,

Better then for me beforehand to be buried below 6 feet of sod…J

          © ed ~ 8/19/05




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Reviewed by john zimmerman 8/23/2005
unacustomed as iam to public speaking ... [damnn! my nose justgrew another inch . . .]

you know not yer peril oh great avatar!!!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 8/20/2005
Hmmmm... I just read a line of yours that suggested you keep your feelings inside, Eddie M...

I beg to differ, here and now...

AND... thank goodness for that! (notice I didn't say 'thank god' out of respect for your final verse here?)

When's the ceremony? Shall I whip up some baked goods for it? (Jaysus! oops... that one slips out... no control... sorry) (grin) Alrighty then... katy xox
Reviewed by Steve Patterson 8/20/2005
excellent...all 3
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/20/2005
A true Rack-a-ty-boob-a-listic explanation thank you Edity!!

Thank you!!


Love Tinka

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