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On top of my Lap by Ed Matlack Friday, October 21, 2005 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan
Here she sits, On my lap she fits, Hard to though figure her type, Always wanted her, now I understand the hype… She does work well on as well the table, No one did relate to me this as a fable, We are getting to know one another, She is sleek & trim just as was said on her label… Light as a feather she is well known, Had to myself use a full sized till I was grown, This one though has my mind done blown How else can I to you explain? My new laptop is mine, not on loan… © ed ~ 10/21/05

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Reviewed by Kate Clifford	10/22/2005

Been thinking of getting one of those! No loaning eh? darn!




Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)	10/22/2005

I don't think I'd like those darn things. Sure are a lot better as far as moving around with it, huh?




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	10/21/2005

Treat her kind or she might just give you a reboot...or whatever shock treatment to bring you back to earth..lol!! Nope do NOT listen to Steve....that's dangerous moves to make...while driving!! Love Tinka




Reviewed by E T Waldron	10/21/2005

I second what steve said it's so good;-)...enjoy...splatttt... hey rufuz you know where to come if you need a home...woof woof Eileen




Reviewed by Debashish Haar	10/21/2005

First I was thinking about naughty things, but then realised it was just a laptop...but then was curious for "he"..eh! Good job, keep writing. Calvin and his sarcastic tiger (Hobbes)




Reviewed by Sherry Heim	10/21/2005

Laptops are great, I just wish they weren't so easily messed up. I guess that technology hasn't yet discovered how to make a computer that doesn't mind being dropped time and time again. (smile) Take care, Sherry




Reviewed by Steve Patterson	10/21/2005

hope it improves your poetry writing. (smile) enjoy. now you can write as you drive to work..talking on your cell phone & listening to your ipod. TX




Reviewed by Pier Tyler	10/21/2005

Light as a feather they are. Makes me want one. Thanks for sharing.




Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater	10/21/2005

Quirky QWERTY! Tip her a C note for the lap dance! Sage