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The Cat in the Hat did Bong...
by Ed Matlack
Friday, June 23, 2006
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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NOT for the kiddies amongst you...

A bong he did,

Yes, he did, he did,

Suffering he is through life, mid,

Better to do so with bloodshot eyes,

Though when he does so, from the kids he hid…


Bang a gong,

Gang bang a bong,

Lifts his spirits,

On the opposite end of his hat,

He does wear thongs…


The hatted cat is a head,

Could his name possibly be Ed,

The munchies he does get for bread,

Oh what the hell, go ahead,

You ain’t yet dead…J

© ed ~ 6/23/06

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Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 6/23/2006
((((ED))))Your words always cheer everyones sadness.Yes I can see why God sends his earth angels..Hhhmmm..Ponders of thoughts..Give Rufuz a big wet kiss for me, lol...

Peace & Love, Dove
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/23/2006
You amaze me with your sense of humor, Ed. Nicely done. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by Sherry Heim 6/23/2006
Ahhh a bong song
It's been so long
It now seems wrong
To sing that bong song

I don't like bread
I think its dead
So I feed my head
On cake instead

Ahh a bong song
Its been so long
It now seems wrong
To sing that bong song

Cute one, Ed!!
Take care,
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/23/2006
Hahaha, this is coooooool,
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/23/2006
Nope not dead yet....go for it!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Shoma Mittra 6/23/2006
Fab one this ! :-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/23/2006
I always knew you really liked cats, DW! And ye best not send those pictures to that evil A Pax - or I'm gonna bong you - right over the head!
Reviewed by Sue Hess 6/23/2006
I remember a time when a bong and a lava lamp were a part of every living room, along with drippy candles and incense.

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