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The Cat in the Hat did Bong... by Ed Matlack Friday, June 23, 2006 Rated "PG13" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan NOT for the kiddies amongst you...

A bong he did, Yes, he did, he did, Suffering he is through life, mid, Better to do so with bloodshot eyes, Though when he does so, from the kids he hid� Bang a gong, Gang bang a bong, Lifts his spirits, On the opposite end of his hat, He does wear thongs� The hatted cat is a head, Could his name possibly be Ed, The munchies he does get for bread, Oh what the hell, go ahead, You ain�t yet dead�J � ed ~ 6/23/06

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Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)	6/23/2006

((((ED))))Your words always cheer everyones sadness.Yes I can see why God sends his earth angels..Hhhmmm..Ponders of thoughts..Give Rufuz a big wet kiss for me, lol... Peace & Love, Dove




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	6/23/2006

You amaze me with your sense of humor, Ed. Nicely done. Thank you. Love and peace to you, Regis




Reviewed by Sherry Heim	6/23/2006

Ahhh a bong song It's been so long It now seems wrong To sing that bong song I don't like bread I think its dead So I feed my head On cake instead Ahh a bong song Its been so long It now seems wrong To sing that bong song Cute one, Ed!! Take care, Sherry




Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher	6/23/2006

Hahaha, this is coooooool, B&R




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	6/23/2006

Nope not dead yet....go for it!! Love Tinka




Reviewed by Shoma Mittra	6/23/2006

Fab one this ! :-)




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	6/23/2006

I always knew you really liked cats, DW! And ye best not send those pictures to that evil A Pax - or I'm gonna bong you - right over the head!




Reviewed by Sue Hess	6/23/2006

I remember a time when a bong and a lava lamp were a part of every living room, along with drippy candles and incense.