AuthorsDen.com   Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  WhiteWolfSpiritBear, iDilip Dahanukar, iMike Hartner, iPeggy Schmuldt, iEdie Batstone, iDominic Caruso, iR.E.E.S Blogs Linda Smith, Publisher, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 5,654 Titles
· 42,960 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.


Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Dog's World
  2.  Halloween is Coming!
  3.  A Guitar
  4.  Pop-Ups
  5.  Addicted...
  6.  Missed again...
  7.  Ma's precious little accident...
  8.  Did ya ever have a bad week...?
  9.  It's All About Timing
  10.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  11.  Tits
  12.  Updates
  13.  Smile, Darn It
  14.  Somebody Blinked
  15.  The Last Splash of Summer
  16.  Dillbert Pickle
  17.  Valentine's Day
  18.  Crack of Dawn...
  19.  Kostro, the Dirtiest Man Alive...
  20.  Procrastination



The Cat in the Hat did Bong...
by Ed Matlack

Friday, June 23, 2006
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  An expose' of the Pines Devil...
•  Blue...
•  Soulmates from Mother Ocean...
•  My red hot sexy baby...
•  Conversations with the self...
           >> View all 5,629

NOT for the kiddies amongst you...



A bong he did,


Yes, he did, he did,


Suffering he is through life, mid,


Better to do so with bloodshot eyes,


Though when he does so, from the kids he hid…


 


Bang a gong,


Gang bang a bong,


Lifts his spirits,


On the opposite end of his hat,


He does wear thongs…


 


The hatted cat is a head,


Could his name possibly be Ed,


The munchies he does get for bread,


Oh what the hell, go ahead,


You ain’t yet dead…J


© ed ~ 6/23/06

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader) 6/23/2006
((((ED))))Your words always cheer everyones sadness.Yes I can see why God sends his earth angels..Hhhmmm..Ponders of thoughts..Give Rufuz a big wet kiss for me, lol...

Peace & Love, Dove
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/23/2006
You amaze me with your sense of humor, Ed. Nicely done. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 6/23/2006
Ahhh a bong song
It's been so long
It now seems wrong
To sing that bong song

I don't like bread
I think its dead
So I feed my head
On cake instead

Ahh a bong song
Its been so long
It now seems wrong
To sing that bong song

Cute one, Ed!!
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 6/23/2006
Hahaha, this is coooooool,
B&R
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/23/2006
Nope not dead yet....go for it!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Shoma Mittra 6/23/2006
Fab one this ! :-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/23/2006
I always knew you really liked cats, DW! And ye best not send those pictures to that evil A Pax - or I'm gonna bong you - right over the head!
Reviewed by Sue Hess 6/23/2006
I remember a time when a bong and a lava lamp were a part of every living room, along with drippy candles and incense.



Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.